Sneakers, Jewelry & Elephants (Are the Pacers mentally & physically prepared to Slay that Philistine?)

"You ready playboy? You ready pimpin'?"

The great Michael Jordan once said, “You have competition every day because you set such high standards for yourself that you have to go out every day and live up to that.” Walt Disney said it this way, “I have been up against tough competition all my life. I wouldn’t know how to get along without it.” Then the infamous General George S. Patton hit boyz off with, “Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is base. All men are afraid of battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood.”

Now we already know that the Miami Heat are ready for battle because they’ve been takin’ care of business sense they tipped the joint to start the playoffs. However, the Indiana Pacers have been actin’ like a bi-polar basketball team since the All-Star break while you’re playin’! But especially during these playoffs bruh! Now their duty is to slay that Philistine and Co.

Boyz have hollered all season long about having the No.1 seed and home court advantage in order to get at the Heat. Well playboy, you got it! Now what are you gonna do with it? Can the Pacers bang with these boyz? Absolutely! Do they have the intestinal fortitude to go to work in this series? You darn right they do! And that’s the edited version!

Probably more than any other team still standin’ the Pacers are ready for war because they’ve been at the brink of death multiple times during these playoffs and have found a way to fight back. But these boyz standin’ in front of them now “ain’t no punk!”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! So Roy Hibbert goes, so goes the Pacers playboy! If that dun shows up EVERY night they’ve got a shot to slay that Philistine. If he starts lookin’ for David Faulk, John Thompson III and Big Momma to show up and encourage him or for Paul George to take him fishin’ between games the Pacers are in trouble.

If someone has to motivate you to play against the two-time defending champs that ripped your heart out in seven games last year then you need to take your sneakers and jewelry off now, just give it to a boy and not even take the beat down. It’s easier that way pimpin’!

It’s on Roy bruh! It’s just that simple! We already know that my boy Lance The Don Dada Mr. #BornReady himself is ready to compete. That dun has probably been sleepin’ standin’ up like a cow since the Thursday when they finished off the Wizards. He’s the guy that brings all of the energy to the buildin’!

Here’s the problem that ole boy runs into playin’ the Heat though. He’s playin’ against a superstar in the game! D. Wade knows how to push his buttons and knows how to work the refs to his benefit. Remember back in March when Lance picked up two techs and got ejected? That was D. Wade tellin’ the refs to watch that dun. He was like “Did you see him? Watch him ref, he trippin’! Keep ya eye on him.” Lance hadn’t done anything that he doesn’t do every night. The only difference was he was playin’ against a legitimate superstar that understands the hustle.

Now it’s the Eastern Conference Finals and D. Wade is gonna be ready again. He knows that he can't chase ole boy all over the floor because his knees are shot. So he's gonna push his buttons and get rid of him by way of the duns from Foot Locker. He’s probably on the phone right now with the refs bruh. I’m not mad at him because when you’re a star in this league it’s like Jay-Z goin’ to the club without Salonge, not standin’ in line and goin’ straight to VIP. You’re gonna get takin’ care of. That’s just what it is playa!

Also that green elephant named “Turnovers” that I’ve been tellin’ you boyz about all season is still fartin’ and belchin’ rockin’ some True Religion jeans and a blue and gold tank top. He’s been standin’ in the corner of the room since the season started and everybody keeps actin’ like he doesn’t exist. Miami is the best transition team in the league and you cannot afford to turn it over on them. I’m just sayin’!

So are you askin’ me who I think will win the series bruh? Well playa… you gotta ask Roy Hibbert that question too. It all goes through him for the Pacers against the Heat and he’s fragile at this point. So as long as that Philistine is rockin’ and rollin’ with shooters on the floor they’re gonna be hard to beat four times. Just keepin’ it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! I gotta go with the Heat in six! Why? Because I just don't think Hibbert is gonna show up every night.

One thing for certain and two for sho playboy, I’m not a homer I’m just real with it! If you’re lookin’ for someone to lie to you then call ya momma because I’m gonna always tell it in my Big Momma voice, “Like it sho nuff T.I.S.! Now would I love to see the Pacers win this series? You darn right! And that’s the edited version! Why? Because if they keep winnin’ I keep workin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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