"Kizzy" (The REAL reason the Knicks won't EVER win another championship)

"So y'all gone blame all of this foolishness on me bruh?"
Whenever I’m in New York I’m always in the Bronx on the grounds of 357 the original spot where hip hop was started. As I walk up on it, I catch these cats arguing about underachieving. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was goin' in on these boyz with, “A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus.” John C. Maxwell, the famous speaker, grabbed the mic and started spittin' this, “A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.” Then John Quincy Adams skipped the metaphors all together playboy and said, “If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, or do more and become more, you are a leader.”

Now while everybody and their momma is jammin’ up Mike Woodson out in New York about the Knicks nobody has said a word to James Dolan and the Madison Square Garden Company that owns the freakin’ team.

The Knick have been owned by some big television company like Viacom, Paramount Communications, and Cablevision bruh and winning to them is about making money. For years all they’ve ever tried to do was make sure that the joint was packed. As long as these crazy Knicks fans like Spike Lee are dressed up like mascots every night, management is cool. Why? Because they're getting paid That's winning in their eyes!

It’s the same problem that cats like the Chicago Bears and Cubs have, as well as the Cleveland Browns and the freakin’ Dallas Cowboys. As long as your fans are crazy enough to keep buying tickets and screaming to the top of their lungs that the Knicks are the lick you’re gonna keep losing.

Why? Because management has no reason to change the formula. When they swooped up Carmelo and Amar’e at the same time I told boyz that it would be a disaster because those two duns can’t occupy the same space. Then Amar’e’s body just helped them out for most of last season. By only having one of those duns on the floor worked out better.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Knicks are in the largest media market in the world baby boy and they haven’t won a championship since 1973! That’s a problem! They’ve always had talent so that’s not an excuse. When you’ve had duns like Willis Reed, Patrick Ewing, Bernard King, Melo, Walt “Imp the Dimp” Frazier, Darrell Walker and the list goes on of outstanding players and not a championship in more than 40 years that’s an ownership problem not a Mike Woodson or whatever head coach you wanna blame at the time problem playboy.

And please don’t give me the “Well when Ewing was playing Jordan was winning all of the titles” line bruh! Jordan won 6 titles! Ewing played for the Knicks for 15 years! So what happened the other 9 years pimpin’? Or on some real talk, what's happened the other 35 years?

These duns in New York are always making excuses as to why their team constantly underachieves and nobody is ever willing to point to the clowns writing the checks. It’s always the head coaches fault or Melo’s fault. Melo is Melo and Mike Woodson can only coach the duns that management puts in front of him. Melo was a shooter that played no defense from the womb bruh. So when you went and got him you already knew what he was gonna be.

That’s like dating a broad that’s a cosmetic 10 that shuts the boulevard down every time she walks down the street. She’s bad but she’s crazy and everybody knows it. So you take her out anyway and she clowns you at the most important business dinner of your career and gets you fired on the spot. Who are you gonna blame for the disaster at dinner bruh? The waiter?

When you try to build a team around a dun that will only play on one end of the floor and you make him the team leader it’s no surprise that “Things Fall Apart” like the Roots! That’s why nobody outside of NYC was trippin’ when Mike Woodson showed up on The Stephen A. Smith and Ryan Ruocco Show on ESPN NEW York 98.7 yesterday talking about the season being a disaster and how he can’t get these boyz to play at a high level.

It’s New York for crying out loud! Nobody in the world expects New York to be good but cats from New York! As long as that mentality stays put like "Kizzy" and they never look at themselves as being a subpar organization making bad move after bad move they’ll always have 19-30 teams playing in the Garden. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
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1 comment:

  1. I'm from new York and knicks have always been my favorite team so as much as I hate to admit it this article is on point.

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