Playin' For Keeps (Alabama 49 Texas A&M 42)

"Yeah playboy! Survive and advance in more ways than you know!"

Martin Luther King Jr. stopped by the crib and said, “When you are right you cannot be too radical; when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.” Then Albert Einstein ran up on a boy at the light and said, “No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.” Then Thomas Jefferson caught me coming out of Kyle Field and shouted, “It is always better to have no ideas than false ones, to believe nothing, than to believe what is wrong.”

All three of those duns tried to tell me that no way Alabama loses on the road in one of the most hostile environments in college football but I wouldn’t listen to them. Even Big Momma told me that I should know better but I picked against them to survive against the 12^th Man. All they did was walk out of the joint, barley, with a 49-42 victory leaving only one other road block (LSU) in their path to a 3^rd straight national title. Don't you dare say Georgia in the SEC title game because Georgia is Mark Richt's Georgia playboy!

I never said that they wouldn’t win the national title! I just said that they wouldn't win in Kyle Field! Check the tape pimpin'! All they did was show up and spot the Aggies 14 points before even getting in the ride bruh. The Tide were about to drown out there but Johnny Football got slap happy after he threw an amazing pass after escaping a Bama defender. On some real talk, in basketball terms, he threw up some junk and ole boy just happened to come down with it and the crowd went nuts. So at that point he started feeling himself and started taking Brett Favre type chances.

A&M was up 14-7 and threatening on the 4 yard line when "White Chocolate" didn’t listen to the “stop me horn” that was clearly blowing when he put up the ill-advised fade in the corner of the end zone that got picked off.

Y’all know what the “stop me horn” is bruh! The joint that kept ole boy from giving the hiring too much dap. The horn that told him to put his tongue back in his mouth after he had already kissed the girl at the end of the date. The same freakin’ horn that told him not to put the cologne in his crouch before leaving the crib. I guess since Manziel wasn’t in the Nissan at the time he didn’t hear it?

Either way at that moment his girl Mo short for momentum got out of the ride with the cats wearing maroon and white, fell deeply in love with the Joe’s wearing crimson and cream and pulled off. The next thing they know Bama was up 35-14 and rubbing their back laying on his living room floor. You know how it is when you see your Ex with another cat? You immediately get nauseous because you already know where joint has gone.

Even though he was dull giving up 2 picks Johnny Football was still virtually unstoppable. He threw for 464 yards, ran for another 98 and put up 5 TDs. His 562 total yards was the 2^nd most in SEC history behind the 576 he put up last year against dull Louisiana Tech. Well playa, he wasn’t playing against some scrubs on Saturday. He put up crazy numbers against the best team in the country. He’s like LeBron at this point, you can hate him but you gotta respect his game.

Ole A.J. McCarron wasn’t too shabby either bruh going 20-29 for 334 yards and 4 TDs on the road after being down 14 points. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! A.J. is out there trying to keep all of these young millionaire cats from taking his unbelievably fine woman after ole dull Brent Musburger put her on blast at the national championship game back in January. Boyz have been hollering ever since and that dun has been back peddling just to keep her.

So he gave her an “I Owe You” that he’s gonna be a 1^st round pick in April’s NFL draft to keep her from bailing early. So not only is ole boy playing for the old school spirit, Roll Tide, Sweet Home Alabama and all of that. He’s trying to keep that beast he’s got from taking off on him. It’s hard to keep a bad one when boyz with more bread than you keep hollerin’ in her ear. Don’t look at me funny. The only reason Beyoncé is content is because the only other fairly young urban cat that has more bread than Jay-Z is Diddy and they’re cool. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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