The Head Rusher (Jets 10 Patriots 13)

"Hey Nick, this actually works. I can feel myself passing out!"

Margaret Wheatley, the famous writer, once said, “When leaders take back power, when they act as heroes and saviors, they end up exhausted, overwhelmed, and deeply stressed.” Og Mandino, the author of the bestselling book The Greatest Salesman in the World couldn’t hold his tongue so he got up and said, “Sound character provides the power with which a person may ride the emergencies of life instead of being overwhelmed by them. Failure is… the highway to success.”

The question is, who are we talking about after the sloppy 13-10 Patriots win over the Jets? Geno Smith, the dull receiving core of the Patriots or Tom Brady himself. Every time the Jets snapped the freakin’ ball on Thursday night Geno ended up wearing a Patriots jersey or at least trying that joint on for size. He seemed to be either rushed or sacked on darn near every snap. Tom Brady was exhausted and deeply stressed because he couldn’t force a boy to catch a freakin’ ball all night and finally his rookie receivers seemed to be overwhelmed at the fact they were even playing with Tom Brady on TV in the NFL.

Talk about the worse game in the world to watch playboy. I was stressed and overwhelmed trying not to fall asleep and spill my chili dogs all over the floor. Both quarterbacks were dull for different reasons. Geno was 15-35 for 214 yards with 3 fourth-quarter picks and was sacked four times primarily because he couldn’t breathe. Tom Brady went 19-39 for 185 yards because he was playing with duns that couldn’t catch. Thirteen of his 19 completions were to the veteran Julian Edelman.

Rex Ryan keeps getting heat for putting Sanchez into the pre-season joint in the fourth quarter and literally ending his season with the shoulder injury. Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Geno Smith was at some point gonna end up starting anyway. That dun Sanchez was terrible and he wasn’t getting any better. So Rex either knowingly or unknowingly did him a favor and kept him from making a fool out of himself in 2013.

We all saw the butt dive last year bruh where he forcibly took some hemorrhoids in the face! So Rex essentially saved him from being the butt of our jokes this year. Geno just got thrown into the fire sooner rather than later playboy. The New York media will complain regardless so they may as well put that young boy out there and let him make his mistakes while they’re free.

Rex is gonna be fired before the freakin’ season is over so why not get some experience under Geno’s belt now. Fooling around with Sanchez would have been a complete waste of time for everybody. The only person that wouldn’t have been complaining about Sanchez playing would have been the beer man at the stadium because you gotta be drunk to tolerate that clown on the field.

So now he can go to the crib and figure out what he really wants to do. He can either be a backup in the league for the rest of his career or sell enhancement insurance in California. Being a backup he can still stand around, make bread, hang out with the fellas, pick up groupies and never have to promise a thing. Selling enhancement insurance at some point he's gotta deliver.

I thought Tom Brady was gonna head rush and pass out every time one of those rookies dropped a ball. He must have gone to the Nick Saban Head Rush Academy over the summer and graduated at the top of his class. Y’all know how Nick gets down. Bama will be up by 100 points with 8 seconds left and a boy will miss a block and ole Nick will snatch his head phones off and nearly pass out from the head rush. His assistants have given up trying to tell him that they’ve already won the game because they’re tired of getting "Big Momma cursed out." That’s when you get cursed out with words that don’t even make sense because they’re all made up like, "Dadgumit you somoma#%*£<" and that's after she got saved bruh.

Maybe Bill Belichick can pull a Lane Kiffin but instead of deflating the balls he’ll make the joints bigger so these duns can catch them because you know that cat will cheat if necessary. It should be fun to watch bruh. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Patriots showed up next week playing with beach balls because ole Bill is gonna win by any means necessary. His homeboy Malcolm taught him that one when they were hustlin’ in the streets of Harlem back in the day. Y’all know Bill can wear a mean pair of purple gators when he wants to because once a hustla always a hustla or should I say spy! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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