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Well it looks like Johnny Football and the Texas A&M Aggies' ideals have been threatened again playboy and its game time in College Station! The No.1 ranked and defending national champions, the Alabama Crimson Tide, role into Kyle Field today with a chip on their shoulder because Ole Johnny aka "White Chocolate" were the only duns to knock them off in 2012.
So not only is it a huge SEC tilt but its Manziel’s coming out party for the 2013 Heisman campaign. If he can beat these boyz two years in a row all of the foolishness of the off-season and even the dull diss of his head coach after the unsportsmanlike conduct penalty in week 1 will be forgiven. Its Texas baby boy and football is king! Trust me, I was born in the west Texas town of Lubbock and it doesn’t get any bigger than this for Texans. Now I don't have a dog in this fight. I'm just giving you the 411!
Ima say it again playboy, Bama goes down today and like Batman the Dark Knight rises wearing a No.2 on his chest throwing up the money sign and there’s nothing Bane can do to stop it. As smooth as he is with the cool mask and the accent, the 12th Man will actually use Bane’s words against him when they say, “You fight like a younger man, with nothing held back. Admirable but mistaken.”
Even though I still think that Bama wins its 3rd straight national title this year they won’t go undefeated and win in front of the 12th Man. The 12th Man is the entire Texas A&M student body that stands the whole freakin’ game to signify being ready to help if the team needs them.
Even when A&M were getting their heads beat in in the Big 12 it was the most difficult place to play. Now that they're winning it's almost impossible win there.
The tradition was born on January 2, 1922 when underdog A&M was playing the top ranked team in the country Centre College. The Aggies were limited on reserve players so they pulled E. King Gill, a former football player and basketball player at the time, out of the stands and put a uniform on him. The Aggies finally won the game 22-14 with Gill being the only reserve player left standing on the sideline. Although he didn’t play he was ready to play unlike ole dull Derrick Rose. Y’all know I gotta take shots at that dun every chance I get. Now back to football.
So once again the No.1 ranked team in the country roles into town and this time they’ve got College GameDay in tow. This is probably the biggest game in the history of the program. Yeah I know Texas was a huge state rival and have come in top ranked before and also Oklahoma has come in sitting on top of the college football world too. However, they’ve never had the top ranked team show up that they’ve beaten the year before with the reigning Heisman Trophy winner on their sidelines throwing up the money sign, talking $100 worth of trash with his own CBS camera crew following his every move and wearing a Scooby Doo costume playboy!
Talk about being in an exciting atmosphere! It doesn’t get any better than this. All I can say is Bama had no answer for that dun last year and they still don’t. Also ole Nick’s offensive line is inexperienced and suspect as seen on TV two weeks ago. Virginia Tech completely shut down their offense holding T.J. Yeldon and A.J. McCarron in check week 1.
So unless Bama picked up an offensive line and a defensive secondary that can cover "White Chocolate" from the flea market they’re in my Bernie Mac voice, “In T-R-O-U-B-L-E!” I know the Bama fans think I'm hatin' but like ole Ralph Waldo said earlier, "People only see what they are prepared to see" and these boyz ain't prepared to see the Tide go down! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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