Belly Floppin' (Barkley being a hypocrite on Manziel)

Barkley in the county on a 2009 drunk driving charge:
"This ain't nothin' playa! I'm still not gonna like this Manziel kid in 4 years!"

Tennessee Williams, the famous writer and playwright, got fired up and said, “The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that’s also a hypocrite!” Then Charles Spurgeon, the British Baptist preacher known to the world as the Prince of Preachers, got up and said, “Sincerity makes the very least person to be of more value than the most talented hypocrite.” Finally William Hazlitt, the English writer, shut the building down with, “The only vice that cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy. The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy.”

I could barely take all of the haters of my man Johnny Manziel aka Johnny Football and from this day forth and forever more referred to as "White Chocolate" by Ya Boy when just regular cats were hatin’ on him. Now it’s gotten even worse when the hypocrites start jumping out of birthday cakes and closets on him playboy. Out of all the duns in the world hatin’ on this cat the last person I would have picked to spit some playa hatas venom would be Sir Charles Barkley!

This dun was on the Waddle and Silvey show on ESPN 1000 in Chicago on Tuesday criticizing the A&M quarterback saying that he’s so annoyed by Johnny Manziel that he’s about ready to say “Role Tide.” Now for all you cats out there that don’t know, Barkley went to dull Auburn so that’s a complete insult for him to say that. What I’m trippin’ off of is the fact that Charles is diving off of the platform into the shallow end belly first because he was a complete fool while he was in the NBA, not while he was in college playboy!

I guess he forgot all about how he used to curse boyz out and fight on a regular basis. He completely had a brain fart on the fact that he threw a whole living and breathing human being through a plate glass window one night at the club. I could go on and on telling Charles Barkley "acts a fool" stories and he’s hatin’ on Johnny Football for talking trash to some sorry duns from Rice?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! I’ve said before that Kevin Sumlin should have horse collared Manziel and kicked him square in his butt for walking past him while he was trying to talk to him after he got the unsportsmanlike conduct joint on week 1. Disrespecting his head coach in that moment is the only problem that I have with him. Outside of that, I’m cool with him being cocky, partying and talking $100 worth of noise. Why? Because he can back it up playa!

See the most important rule in the Trash Talk Owner’s Manual is, “Only open yo mouth if you can back it up! Otherwise, you look like a fool and will be dealt with severely!”

You think this dun is cocky now, wait until 7pm Saturday night in College Station after they knock off Bama for the second straight time. Like I said in this week’s "College Football Weekly Preview: Week 3," Bama still has no answer for him and their offensive line is suspect. Va. Tech completely shut down their offense giving up only 14 points but gave up 21 off of dull mistakes. A&M is a far better team than the Hokies and you’ll see that on Saturday.

They’re going to have to take the roof off of his car just to get his head in the joint if he can pull off the upset again this weekend. You thought he was trippin’ in the Scooby Doo costume last year? This dun might pull out the Captain America joint with no pants and combat boots this year bruh!

Somebody go tell Sir Charles to pull the tape on himself since he can’t remember how big of a fool he was as the ole timers used to say, “As a fully grown man” playing in the NBA. I’m not talking about when he was 20 years old and in college. I’m talking about in my Granny's voice, "A big ole rusty "A"30 year old man. Stop it! Just stop this foolishness!

Boyz always kill me trying to act like they had good sense their whole life. It’s called wisdom because you don’t get it until you get much older. But I’m still waiting on Barkley to get all of his though. Wasn’t he the same cat that got pulled over for speeding in 2008 while drunk out of his mind and he told the cop that he was in a hurry to get to this chicks house that wasn’t his wife because she gave the best oral sex? Now that dun was 45 then! But he wants to pile on a 20 year old kid for talking trash and hanging out? Give me a break bruh! If you were still clownin’ at 45 and you're just 5 years removed from that ignorance. Then you need to pull a Snoop Dogg on this one and “Back up off of it and put yo cup down.” Pass the collection plate playboy because I'm preachin'!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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