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| "I can smell a sucker comin' a mile away playboy and I love it! Go Cowboys!" |
Richard Dawkins, the English biologist, once said, “A delusion is something that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence.” Bodhidharma, the 5th/6th century Buddhist monk regarded as the first Chinese patriarch, gave it to us like this, “The ignorant mind, with its infinite afflictions, passions, and evils, is rooted in the three poisons. Greed, anger and delusion.” Then Carl Sagan, the famous astronomer, shut the building down with, “It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.”
I can completely understand why the good people of Texas keep falling for the Oakey Doke that is Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys because when you think of Texas the first thing that comes to mind is football. Well...heat! Then football. So I get why boyz keep falling for the banana in the tail pipe down there but how is it that these so-called NFL experts on TV keep falling for it too?
Every year when training camp starts these duns show up at Oxnard and get sold a bag of wooden nickels. Jerry put’s on a great show for the fans and media making it all Hollywood and boyz fall for it hook line and sinker every time. Yesterday as I’m watching the NFL Network boyz kept picking the Cowboys and Tony Romo, of all people, to show up in 2013.
They’re acting like because he signed a $108 million extension with $55 million in guaranteed money that this dun is not gonna be Tony Romo again this year. Just because you put a mink on this cat doesn’t mean that he’s gonna be a better player! You changed his clothes not his DNA pimpin'. He can show up to camp looking like Broadway Joe in a full length Black Diamond or show up looking like Ricky Williams in some Chuck Taylor’s and a jacked up beard but when he steps on the field wearing that dull #9 he’s still Tony Romo.
Also, why do these cats keep putting faith in Jerry Jones? He’s the Grinch that stole football in Texas. Let me keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! In 1989, he purchased the Cowboys from H.R. "Bum" Bright for $140 million. Shortly after he purchased the team he pulled his first power move by firing long time head coach Tom Landry, to that point the only coach in the team's history. There was nothing wrong with Tom Laundry bruh!
He then hired his old teammate from the University of Arkansas and former University of Miami head coach, Jimmy Johnson. If that wasn't enough he forced out longtime general manager Tex Schramm, and assumed complete control over all football operations. This freaking guy is the owner, president and general manager! Wheredeydodatat?
After bringing in Jimmy Johnson the Cowboys won back to back Super Bowls in 1992 and 1993 but the following year in 1994 Jerry fires his boy! How does a guy get fired after winning back to back Super Bowls? Well, I guess it's easy to lose your job when you’re working for a guy that wants all of the credit! If someone else gets the praise for winning then he’s got to go!
He then brings in former University of Oklahoma coaching legend Barry Switzer. Within a year in 1995 the Cowboys win yet another Super Bowl but good ole Jerry got jealous of the attention that his head coach was getting so he fired Barry too! These duns have only won 2 playoff games since 1996 bruh! So why is it that every year the so-called experts keep picking these clowns to win something? That’s asinine to me!!
At what other profession can a boy be wrong all of the time, except for being a meteorologist and they’re right 50% of the time, and keep their freakin’ jobs? Where do they get these cats? When they ask the question, “How will the Cowboys do this year?” The very next two questions the analyst should ask to should be, “Is Jerry Jones still running the team and is Tony Romo still the quarterback?” If the answer to either is yes! Then the answer should be, “They’re gonna suck as usual and let’s move on to the next question!”
I think that it’s insulting to have cats on TV still picking the Cowboys to win more than 7 or 8 games regardless of the talent level of the team. Jerry Jones is like Kryptonite playboy and Tony Romo is like trying to swim in the ocean with a 50 pound bolder tied to your foot. As long as they’re in the ride the Cowboys don’t have a chance of winning anything. Stop me when I start lying!
Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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