The Dragon!

Ima make this team, then Ima act a fool!

There is an old colloquialism that says, "People don't change times do!" and the older I get I see it play out all of the time. It doesn’t matter how much time passes if a person doesn’t have a serious meeting with Jesus you can bet that they’re still on whatever they were on when you last saw them. Believe that homeboy! If they were lying and running game 4 years ago. They’re still lying and running game bruh! If they were being obnoxious and crass ten years ago there’s a good chance they’re still the same person.

Earlier this week T.O. signed with the Seattle Seahawks and reported to camp on Wednesday. He’s saying all of the right things for now and it even seems genuine to some degree but I’ve been around a long time bruh so I ain't buying what he's selling. Here’s what T.O. had to say after his first NFL practice since December of 2010.

"It's all about for me now being part of something rather than being the center of something. I understand a lot of the media is here because of me and again, I have changed in a lot of ways. A lot of things have occurred in the last two years, and I've had a lot of time to think about things and put things in perspective and I just want to move forward and leave all the things that happened five to 10 years ago behind me. That's where I am mentally."

Now everybody that believes that stand on your head because I‘ve got some palm trees and coconuts to sell you imported straight from G.I.! As soon as ole boy makes the squad or God forbid he cracks the starting line up the dragon is coming out. At this point nothings guaranteed so he’s on hustle mode to make the team. He’s a jerk but he ain’t stupid. He’s thinking about all of the cats that he owes especially all of them baby momma’s sitting in the cut waiting on that child support check. I wouldn’t be surprised if they weren’t at practice making sure he’s working.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Y’all know as soon as T.O. makes the squad and gets into the starting line up its going to be on and poppin’. I mean he did just run a 4.45 forty at 38 years old bruh. He’s still in great shape and probably better than any wide out on the roster. They’re working with Sydney Rice who’s just coming off of multiple surgeries and clowns like Golden Tate the shoplifter. I know y’all remember when ole boy broke into a donut shop in Seattle in the middle of the night that was located in the same building he was living in at the time to cure a case of the munchies?  I can’t make this stuff up bruh. T.O. is competing with the 5’10” donut snatcher.

Both of those receivers are little guys compared to T.O. so by having a big body receiver on the roster means a lot to the Seahawks. For that reason alone they’re going to try and feed the rock to him and he knows that. So in my T.O. voice, “Get your popcorn ready!”

 As soon as Matt Flynn doesn’t get the ball to him the dragon will come out and it’s going to be made for T.V. drama. If the Seahawks were smart they would have invited Hard knocks to film training camp because this is going to be worth the price of admission bruh. T.O. back on the field trying to be humble? C’mon bruh! I can’t wait for the drama to begin because it’s all entertainment right? This joint will be better than the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Basketball Wives and Love and Hip Hop all rolled into one. This will be the remix of "Enter The Dragon!" starring T.O.!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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