Why race is a HUGE factor in the Ray Ray McDonald dog barkin' investigation! "Snoop"

"You already know what this is buh!"

David Milliband, the British politician, once said, "You know, you only get to live life once, so there are two things that that yields. One is that there's no point in crying over spilt milk, but secondly you hate wasting time, energy, and whatever talent you've got." Benjamin Franklin gave it to us like this, "If time be of all things the most precious, wasting time must be the greatest prodigality." Then Helen Mirren broke it down for all the simple minded individuals when she spit, "There's no good way to waste your time. Wasting time is just wasting time."

Well playas...that's what the Allegheny County Sherriff's office of Pennsylvania is doin' this mornin' bruh! They're not only wastin' their time but also taxpayers money. These duns are spending' time and money to investigate Raiders linebacker Ray Ray McDonald for, get this playa, barkin' at a police dog when he came out of the Raiders locker room for warm-ups when they played the Steelers in Pittsburgh on Sunday. He also excited the dog when he beat on his own chest and pissed the department off by sayin' let the dog loose. Now apparently it's a third degree felony to do that in Pennsylvania. So they're actually lookin' into chargin' this dun with a felony by the end of the week. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Everybody and their baby's momma's momma knows that that dun was goofin' around and gettin' fired up for the game. The policewoman and the freakin' dog was in his world at the time and he never touched or threatened either of them. Stop it! You sound crazy even considerin' chargin' this cat with a felony for something as stupid as that. 

He didn't hit or assault the dog in any way. He barked at the dog bruh! And here's the idiot cop that takes life way too seriously sayin', "That dog is an officer of the law and it should be respected in the same manner as a human officer." Well pimpin'... everybody doesn't know that and how many people have walked past your freakinn' dog and barked at it without you jumpin' overboard? 

Remember back in 2013 when a University of Florida football player was arrested for walkin' past a K-9 squad car and he barked at the dog in front of a bar? They eventually dropped the charges because it was stupid and he was white. You can almost bet that these duns will try to hit ole Ray Ray with a felony on GP because a boy thinks nothin' about a brother's future in this country. A white kid and black kid can pull the same stunt and their futures will be altered completely different. One cat goes on to live a normal life and he other can't get a job for the rest of his life. 

Oh am I talkin' crazy? You get two kids get into a fight and beat the brakes off of a kid and they both get charged a felony assault. One it black and one is white. The judge can sympathize with the white kid because he looks like his own kid. His parents have bread so he can afford a good defense team. Th brother on the other hand was bussed into that school district and he gets a public defender. The white kid gets off because he's got better representation and the judge can sympathize with him. The brother gets charged with the felony and does 4 years in jail while the white kid goes to college. Later in life the white cat won't hire the same brother he beat a boy up with 10 years earlier. Why? Because he has a felony.  Don't tell me that the world is fair because it's not. The fair comes to town once a year playboy. 

So they're really thinkin' about chargin' a boy a felony for barkin' at a freakin' dog? Really bruh! That's a teachin' moment not a felony moment. And don't tell me that it's the law because it's the law not to J-walk and spit on the sidewalk but you don't charge boyz for breakin' it. So stop with this foolishness because you sound and look crazy tryin' to charge a boy with a felony for barkin' at a dog before his game. That's like tryin' to arrest Snoop for smokin' weed at his own concert. 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question,dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to. 

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How Cam Newton has the playa hatin' sports writer from Pro Football Weekly hidin'! "Smilin'"

"I definitely know where the cameras are today playa!"

William Shakespeare once said, “If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? Friedrich Nietzche, the German philosopher, gave it to us like this, “It is impossible to suffer without making someone pay for it; every complaint already contains revenge.” Then Eddie Vedder, the lead vocalist for Pearl Jam, kept it simple as he spit, “The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself.”

Well playas…Cam Newton has lived on and proved to all these playa hatin' boyz in the media that he's the real deal! Now he's got the Carolina Panthers rollin' and undefeated!  Back in June he signed a $118 million deal with $60 million guaranteed with a $22.5 million signin' bonus! The deal will pay him $20.76 million per year. One thing about it playa, his smile sure isn’t fake now. I just wanna know where ole dull Nolan Nawrocki is today? Remember, he was the sports writin' dun that completely dissed Cam before the 2011 draft.

In a column in Pro Football Weekly this is what this clown said about this kid, “Very disingenuous – has a fake smile, comes off as very scripted and has a selfish, me-first makeup. Always knows where the cameras are and plays to them. Has an enormous ego with a sense of entitlement that continually invites trouble and makes him believe he is above the law – does not command respect from teammates and will always struggle to win a locker room…Lacks accountability, focus and trustworthiness – is not punctual, seeks shortcuts and sets a bad example. Immature and has had issues with authority. Not dependable.” 

Let’s keep it reel or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This playa hatin’ cat is somewhere throwin’ up, pullin’ his teeth out and puttin’ them back in upside down and hangin’ by his toe nails! When a boy writes something like that, it’s personal! Where I'm from that was called a dun bein’ jealous that had a microphone in his hand that was turned all the way up at the time.

How enormous is Cam’s ego today pimpin’? How entitled does he feel right now playa? How much is he strugglin’ to get respect from his teammates or anybody else for that matter Mr. “I’m blastin’ this kid because I don’t like the fact that he never admitted to takin’ the 180 stacks while bein’ recruited in college.” How much does he lack accountability, focus and trustworthiness now? Somebody is trustin’ the heck out of him right now because they threw $118 million his way with $60 million guaranteed. They trust him so much that he’s gonna make $67 million of it over the first 3 years of the contract bruh and he's got these boyz undefeated so far!

So who looks like Boo-Boo the Fool 4 years later? Cam or Nolan? Nolan’s the dun that got chased home from school when he was a kid because he always had something to say about a boy but couldn’t back it up. He was the dun in the gym locker room gettin’ his sneakers taken because he couldn’t fight. Now he’s got a job sports writin’ and figured he could take personal shots at boyz and nobody would remember his playa hatin' remarks.

Well I’m like an elephant bruh! I remember everything! Who cares that Cam has only won one playoff game. Where I'm from gettin’ paid is what counts. Anybody with a job will tell you that! He’s doin’ something that he loves to do and he’s at the top of the food chain in terms of salaries and NFL records this year. It doesn’t get any better than that. You can’t hate on a boy for goin’ to work and bein’ trusted enough to get a raise and he's won EVERY freakin' game! Not everybody is gonna win a championship. That’s just a fact of life. But I know what he CAN do at this point even if he doesn't win it all, he can pull 180 stacks out of his pocket and make change out of Nolan Nawrocki’s playa hatin’ butt! And that’s the edited version. Keep winnin' baby boy because all the real G's are ridin' with you and keep ignorin' these fake media-types! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playa Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: noun – to say
2) Ole boy: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
3) Dun: the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
4) Boo Boo the Fool: noun – its hood for the idiot that believes anything that can always be hustled and he’s Willie Lump-Lump’s older brother.
5) Stack:noun - one thousand dollars
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Foul Balls (How Ciara helped to further prove that Russell Wilson can'tbe trusted)

"You ain't my kid but Ima act like it bruh!"

As I’m sittin’ in the barber shop choppin’ it up with the homies as I do on a weekly basis, these three O.G.’s start debatin’ the issue of boyz doin’ cats wrong. William Shakespeare said, “Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” Tony Blair, the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, told the dun to pause on his fade as he shouted, “Sometimes it is better to lose and do the right thing than to win and do the wrong thing.” Then Dr. Duess shut the buildin’ down when he slammed the dominoes on the table and said, “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.”

Well playas…it looks like ole Russell Wilson and Ciara are lookin’ at life through the wrong end of the telescope but Future and all of the real G’s out here aren’t laughin’! When the Seattle Seahawks reported to trainin’ camp a couple of days ago, ole girl had the unmitigated gall to bring her child with Future out on the practice field wearin’ her new boyfriend’s jersey number. Now both of these duns understand that they’re famous and they already know how this is gonna play out in the media.

So let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Unless that kid’s daddy is DEAD or completely DEADBEAT, Ciara is as wrong as two left shoes and Russell Wilson is a sucka for allowin’ her to even pull that stunt.

It’s cool that you’ve got a new man and he treats you right but that new man AIN’T your child’s father. So unless Future is completely out of the kid’s life you can’t do no “stuff” like that. And that’s the edited version babygirl! And excuse my grammar but this ain't a time to be grammatically correct it's a time to tell a boy when he's wrong. And usin' proper grammar just doesn't express my complete thoughts.

Let me put it where the goats can get it playboy! Like I keep tellin’ you duns, the truth is in the details. Remember last year when the rumors were swirlin’ around the Seahawks complex after Percy Harvin got traded because he was beefin’ with this cat and boyz were sayin’ that they couldn’t trust Russell Wilson? Remember when they were sayin’ that he’s too close to management? Remember when the Seahawks were on the 1 yard line in the Super Bowl and they had been ridin’ Marshawn Lynch’s back down the stretch, the same cat that management doesn’t like? Then all of a sudden with the game on the line they called a pass play? Why? So that the cat that boyz on the team have been sayin’ they couldn’t trust and that is too close to management could win the game and the MVP. However, it backfired and they lost because he forced it by throwin’ the dull pick.

Why? Because it wasn’t about the team it was about him. Why? Because he could have thrown it out of the back of the end zone and lived to see another play but instincts kicked in and he couldn’t help himself pimpin’. A leopard can't change his spots playa. It is what it is.   

Fast forward to a couple of days ago at trainin’ camp, the same thought process that made boyz say that they couldn’t trust him allows him to let HIS girl bring another man’s child out to HIS job with HIS jersey on. See all of the real fathers out here can see it homeboy. If you’ve got kids you already know that that’s a no-no! And it’s a head splittin’ no-no too! You can’t do no “stuff” like that! And again, that’s the edited version and screw my grammar.

Here's the Ciara/Russ apologist screamin' from the rooftop, "Man you trippin'! Ain't nothin' wrong with what Ciara did!" Stop it! You sound crazy even tryin' to justify it bruh. If your Ex-girlfriend showed up at her new boyfriend's job with your kid dressed up like him and then posted it to Facebook we would be bondin' you out this afternoon.  

You don’t disrespect a man by puttin’ his kid in the middle of your beef Ciara. While you’re out here playin’ house and it’s all fun and games right now this is REAL LIFE for your kid. I’m surprised that one of Russ's teammates didn’t check him for that foolishness. 

The question is, why is she at camp in the first place?

A real man would have told his girl to leave the kid at the crib or at the very least told her not to put his jersey on him because it's unnecessary. But when you’re selfish you don’t care about what you’re doin’ and how it affects other people. Not even your own child.

So these duns in Seattle can act like the rumors and foolishness comin’ out of their complex last year wasn’t true if they want to. But all of the real G’s can smell a dun that’s dirty a mile away and can see him gettin’ out of the ride down the street bruh. Russell Wilson needs his butt whooped right alongside of Sheldon Richardson for bein’ a fool hittin’ foul balls for no good reason.

Now I know that a lot of cats will say that it's cool for him to do what he's doin' because Future's got four kids by four different women etc. But unless, like I said earlier, he's DEAD or DEADBEAT both Ciara and Russ are wrong. Until that dun marries her and is willin' to take on the legal responsiblity of financially bein' daddy he needs to stay in his lane. 

As long as they're playin' house he can walk away at any time and that ain't good for the child. Don't just put your jersey on him playa, give him your last name or at least start with his momma. I'm not tellin' you what I heard playboy. I'm tellin' you what I know. 

And while I've got you watchin' Russ ole girl is the one that's really on the come up bruh. She's diggin' it to Future with a cat with a White Security clearance. And none of the duns that she's EVER been associated with could do that pimpin'. So while Russ is dead wrong for his role. Ciara is on some real foolishness they way she's runnin' game. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) O.G.’s: noun – Short for Original Gangstas, old heads in the hood that know the streets because of experience. The old cat in the joint with the most wisdom.
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about bruh.
3) Beef: noun – conflict
4) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get me point across to.
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