Foul Balls (How Ciara helped to further prove that Russell Wilson can'tbe trusted)

"You ain't my kid but Ima act like it bruh!"

As I’m sittin’ in the barber shop choppin’ it up with the homies as I do on a weekly basis, these three O.G.’s start debatin’ the issue of boyz doin’ cats wrong. William Shakespeare said, “Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” Tony Blair, the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, told the dun to pause on his fade as he shouted, “Sometimes it is better to lose and do the right thing than to win and do the wrong thing.” Then Dr. Duess shut the buildin’ down when he slammed the dominoes on the table and said, “Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.”

Well playas…it looks like ole Russell Wilson and Ciara are lookin’ at life through the wrong end of the telescope but Future and all of the real G’s out here aren’t laughin’! When the Seattle Seahawks reported to trainin’ camp a couple of days ago, ole girl had the unmitigated gall to bring her child with Future out on the practice field wearin’ her new boyfriend’s jersey number. Now both of these duns understand that they’re famous and they already know how this is gonna play out in the media.

So let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Unless that kid’s daddy is DEAD or completely DEADBEAT, Ciara is as wrong as two left shoes and Russell Wilson is a sucka for allowin’ her to even pull that stunt.

It’s cool that you’ve got a new man and he treats you right but that new man AIN’T your child’s father. So unless Future is completely out of the kid’s life you can’t do no “stuff” like that. And that’s the edited version babygirl! And excuse my grammar but this ain't a time to be grammatically correct it's a time to tell a boy when he's wrong. And usin' proper grammar just doesn't express my complete thoughts.

Let me put it where the goats can get it playboy! Like I keep tellin’ you duns, the truth is in the details. Remember last year when the rumors were swirlin’ around the Seahawks complex after Percy Harvin got traded because he was beefin’ with this cat and boyz were sayin’ that they couldn’t trust Russell Wilson? Remember when they were sayin’ that he’s too close to management? Remember when the Seahawks were on the 1 yard line in the Super Bowl and they had been ridin’ Marshawn Lynch’s back down the stretch, the same cat that management doesn’t like? Then all of a sudden with the game on the line they called a pass play? Why? So that the cat that boyz on the team have been sayin’ they couldn’t trust and that is too close to management could win the game and the MVP. However, it backfired and they lost because he forced it by throwin’ the dull pick.

Why? Because it wasn’t about the team it was about him. Why? Because he could have thrown it out of the back of the end zone and lived to see another play but instincts kicked in and he couldn’t help himself pimpin’. A leopard can't change his spots playa. It is what it is.   

Fast forward to a couple of days ago at trainin’ camp, the same thought process that made boyz say that they couldn’t trust him allows him to let HIS girl bring another man’s child out to HIS job with HIS jersey on. See all of the real fathers out here can see it homeboy. If you’ve got kids you already know that that’s a no-no! And it’s a head splittin’ no-no too! You can’t do no “stuff” like that! And again, that’s the edited version and screw my grammar.

Here's the Ciara/Russ apologist screamin' from the rooftop, "Man you trippin'! Ain't nothin' wrong with what Ciara did!" Stop it! You sound crazy even tryin' to justify it bruh. If your Ex-girlfriend showed up at her new boyfriend's job with your kid dressed up like him and then posted it to Facebook we would be bondin' you out this afternoon.  

You don’t disrespect a man by puttin’ his kid in the middle of your beef Ciara. While you’re out here playin’ house and it’s all fun and games right now this is REAL LIFE for your kid. I’m surprised that one of Russ's teammates didn’t check him for that foolishness. 

The question is, why is she at camp in the first place?

A real man would have told his girl to leave the kid at the crib or at the very least told her not to put his jersey on him because it's unnecessary. But when you’re selfish you don’t care about what you’re doin’ and how it affects other people. Not even your own child.

So these duns in Seattle can act like the rumors and foolishness comin’ out of their complex last year wasn’t true if they want to. But all of the real G’s can smell a dun that’s dirty a mile away and can see him gettin’ out of the ride down the street bruh. Russell Wilson needs his butt whooped right alongside of Sheldon Richardson for bein’ a fool hittin’ foul balls for no good reason.

Now I know that a lot of cats will say that it's cool for him to do what he's doin' because Future's got four kids by four different women etc. But unless, like I said earlier, he's DEAD or DEADBEAT both Ciara and Russ are wrong. Until that dun marries her and is willin' to take on the legal responsiblity of financially bein' daddy he needs to stay in his lane. 

As long as they're playin' house he can walk away at any time and that ain't good for the child. Don't just put your jersey on him playa, give him your last name or at least start with his momma. I'm not tellin' you what I heard playboy. I'm tellin' you what I know. 

And while I've got you watchin' Russ ole girl is the one that's really on the come up bruh. She's diggin' it to Future with a cat with a White Security clearance. And none of the duns that she's EVER been associated with could do that pimpin'. So while Russ is dead wrong for his role. Ciara is on some real foolishness they way she's runnin' game. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) O.G.’s: noun – Short for Original Gangstas, old heads in the hood that know the streets because of experience. The old cat in the joint with the most wisdom.
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about bruh.
3) Beef: noun – conflict
4) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get me point across to.
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Talkin' Crazy (Why boyz needed to stop listenin' to Charles Barkley 20years ago)

 "Man I've never made any sense but y'all keep listenin' to me!"

Bill Cosby once said, “A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” Elon Musk, the famous inventor, gave it to us like this, “I think it’s very important to have a feedback loop, where you’re constantly thinking about what you’ve done and how you could be doing it better. I think that’s the single best piece of advice: constantly think about how you could be doing things better and questioning yourself.” Then Agatha Christie, the famous crime novelist, shut the building down with, “Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to give it.”

Well playboy..if you’re a sports fan and you have a tendency to believe every word that a boy says just because he’s a Hall of Famer, then you’re in trouble! Especially, if you’re listenin’ to the logic of Charles Barkley on anything outside of the lines of the game of basketball. I’m so tired of boyz stickin’ a microphone in his face and askin’ him to speak on issues of race when ninety percent of the time he doesn’t have a clue of what’s goin’ on. It’s like he’s seen bits and pieces of the story and then he just starts talkin’ crazy.

When asked about the Russell Wilson situation and boyz sayin’ that he was “Too close to management” and "not black enough." He went in without understandin’ what was really goin’ on. All he heard was “Not black enough” and this dun dove into the freakin’ pool head first.

He says, “There are a lot of black people who are unintelligent, who don’t have success. It’s best to knock a successful black person down cause they’re intelligent, they speak well, they do well in school, and they’re successful. It’s crabs in a barrel…We’re the only ethnic group that says, ‘hey if you go to jail, it gives you street cred.’”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! That would be great if we were talkin' about some cats sittin' in the ghetto but none of that pertained to the Seattle Seahawks locker room playboy. Boyz were sayin’ that Russell Wilson was too close to management because he knew about the impendin’ Percy Harvin trade for a month and didn’t tell anybody about it. He’s the dun that can’t be trusted. He’s the old school “House Slave” as I explained to boyz in the Hot Joint entitled “Housey vs. Field” a few days ago.

They were simply sayin’ that ole Russ can’t be trusted in that locker room and with real cats loyalty is everything. So therefore, he's too close to management.

Charles is doin’ Charles again without understandin’ the context by which boyz were talkin’. We’re not dealin’ with a bunch of cats hatin’ on some kid in the projects because he makes good grades and speaks well bruh. Everybody in that locker room is rich relatively speakin’ and EVERYBODY in the freakin’ room has been to college. Some of them have degrees from far more prestigious universities than Russell Wilson’s NC State playboy and yes I realize that he went to the University of Wisconsin for his final year too.

Did you forget that Richard Sherman went to Stanford and graduated in three years and speaks as eloquently as ole Russ? Did you not know that Doug Baldwin went to Stanford too. I guess you totally forgot that Marshawn Lynch went to Cal along with Brandon Mebane huh? But everybody in that locker went to college bruh. So who would be jealous of Russell Wilson for goin’ to college too? I’m just sayin’.

They can’t be jealous of his pay check Chuck, because he’s one of the lowest paid starters on the team because he’s still on his rookie contract that he signed as a third round pick in 2012. Do really think that a first round boy is trippin’ on Russell Wilson’s pay check? He’s only makin’ $817K this year. Who’s hatin’ on him? But that’s Chuck for you playa, just talkin’ crazy and boyz keep listenin' to him!

He’s the same dun that told the world that’s its normal in the black community in the south to beat your kids with a switch when Adrian Peterson beat the brakes off of his kid. He just started tryin’ to educate white folks on what black folks do without understandin’ that Adrian did more than just discipline his kid. What he did wasn’t just a spankin’ it was abuse in every sense of the word but let Chuck tell it, it was normal. Why? Because he hadn't seen the pictures of the kid before he opened his mouth. Oh yeah, that's Chuck talkin’ crazy again!

He’s the same cat that more than twenty years ago told the world that athletes shouldn’t be role models to kids. He said that their parents should be their role models. Boyz needed to stop listenin' to that dun right then and there but boyz kept on.

It sounded good in theory so everybody ran with it. However, it made absolutely no sense at all. First of all, just about every little boy in America thinks that he’s gonna be a pro athlete when he’s young or at least until he figures out that he doesn’t have the DNA etc. to play at that level. Therefore, you become a role model by default bruh because you’re these kids hero whether you like it or not. And secondly, what happens with the kid that doesn’t have any parents? What if the kid’s daddy is in jail and his momma’s cracked out? Is he just out of luck?

Isn't this the same dun that when he was in the league boyz would cringe every time they put a mic in his face because he was bound to say something ignorant? Isn't he the same cat that was pulled over for drunk drivin' that told the cops that he was tryin' to get back over this broad's crib because she gave the best "mental stimulation?" Isn't this the same dun that threw an entire human being through a plate glass window? And now we're listenin' to him on issues of race and culture bruh?

Here’s the danger in boyz listenin’ to Chuck. There are a lot a white folks in the world that have never had any types of relationships with black folks and they know nothin’ about them except for what some idiot tells them. So if some fool like Rush Limbaugh tells them that all black folks are lazy and shiftless and then a prominent black sports figure co-signs that thinking, what are they supposed to believe? It's simply untrue bruh! 

It's like sayin' that white folks in rural America live in trailer parks and are hooked on methamphetamines or that black folks live in the ghetto and smoke crack. That's called a fallacy playboy. For all of you simple minded individuals, that means that something is true but not necessarily true. Therefore, to make those statements would be ignorant and irresponsible. So you can't make a blanket statement about black folks holdin' themselves down when you know that there are others at play.

Well...maybe he wouldn't know that because he's never had a real job in his freakin' life. When you've been blessed with the DNA to play in the NBA and have become a Hall of Famer you wouldn't understand the struggle of havin' to compete in the real work force now would you? 

Since his retirement from the game he's gotten every job he's ever had on the strength of his basketball reputation bruh. And let's keep it real playa, it's to your advantage to be black if you're a basketball player because more than 70 percent of the league is black. So what would Chuck really know about competin' in the real world? That’s my problem with this dun talkin’ crazy.

Sure, they are people within the black community that are crabs. However, there are people in all communities that are crabs. This isn’t just exclusive to black folks bruh. All I ask Chuck, is that you figure out what’s really goin’ on before you jump on somebody's radio or TV show and make all black folks look ignorant. Your words have more power than you actually believe that they do. At least do your homework or have a boy brief you before you open your freakin’ mouth. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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Housey vs. Field (What Russell Wilson bein' "Too Close to Management"REALLY means)

"I really want to just elbow this dun right now bruh!"

John Adams once said, “Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction and division of society.” Emanuel Cleaver, a member of the U.S. House of Representatives, gave it to us like this, “There is more power in unity than division.” Then Josefa Iloilo, the former President of Fiji, shut the buildin’ down when he said, “We need to reach that happy stage of our development when differences and diversity are not seen as sources of division and distrust, but of strength and inspiration.”

Well playa...Josefa needs to sit the duns in the Seattle Seahawks locker room down and drill that one into their heads. Now the truth is really comin’ out as to why boyz dropped ole Percy like a bad habit or some old school jock ich last week. Apparently he’s got beef with Russell Wilson and it’s dividin’ the locker room into pro and anti-Wilson factions. Some cats don’t think that he’s black enough accordin’ to reports. Duns are sayin’ that he’s too close to management.

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This division has nothin’ to do with whether ole boy is black enough playa it has everything to do with his loyalty to his teammates in that locker room. See most of these duns commentin’ about this subject don’t have the capacity to explain to you what’s really goin’ on and why. So let me put it where the goats can get it.

Most people are thinkin’ that boyz have a beef with Wilson because he’s a very articulate brother that is extremely intelligent. That ain’t it playboy! I keep tellin’ you boyz what an old hustla told me in the barber shop when I was a shorty, “The truth is ALWAYS in the details.” When these cats say that boyz think that he’s too close to management that’s code for him bein’ in their eyes a “housey.”

Back in our country’s history there was this thing called slavery playboy, just in case you forgot, that used division of the slaves to keep them controlled. Light skinned vs. dark and oh yeah, field hands vs. house slaves (And that's the edited version) that was usually determined by who was lighter skinned. House slaves always lived in the house and took care of the master’s family. They lived under better conditions wore better clothes and ate better food. 

 So therefore, they were more loyal to the master because they never wanted to be kicked out of the house and sent to the field where the conditions and treatment of them was brutal. So they would do whatever they could do to stay in the good graces of the master and that would include sellin’ out the duns in the field. Answer guess what playa, the boyz in the fields hated the house slaves. Thus, the name "Housey" which really stands for the one that is disloyal to the people.

They would snitch on boyz tryin’ to do anything outside of pleasin’ the master etc. Therefore, field hands over a 300 plus year history grew to hate those that looked out for the master instead of his own people. So over the years people that tend to look out for the dun in charge i.e. management or always agreein’ with white folks about everything race related is looked upon as bein’ a housey. Therefore , if boyz are sayin' that Russ is "too close to management" he must be turncoatin' on boyz in that locker room to the front office namely Percy. Instead of handlin' his beef with ole boy face to face the differences got to the Big House mysteriously or other problems within the locker room found their way up top and boyz don't like it.

There are some black journalists in the media, who shall remain nameless, that white folks always run and get when issues of race come up because they're goin' to say exactly what they want to hear about it and will slam black folks publicly. See if the black guy says what I'm thinkin' then I don't get blasted for bein' too harsh on issues of race. 

Even if you agree with white folks about something pertaining black folks you can’t say it in the presence of white folks because you’re doin’ nothin’ but addin’ fuel to the fire. It’s like slammin’ your brother or sister in front of company. You can talk bad about him but nobody else can and if they do it’s gonna be a fight. That’s called loyalty bruh! Regardless of whether they're right or wrong.

So to only think that boyz are beefin’ with Russell because he’s intelligent is to be naïve and ignorant. There are plenty of well-spoken and extremely intelligent brothers in that locker room pimpin’! Richard Sherman went to Stanford and graduated in 3 years! Marshawn Lynch, although he doesn’t talk to the media much, went to Cal. That’s California Berkley for all of you simple minded individuals that didn’t know that! And the list goes on bruh: Doug Baldwin (Stanford), Brandon Mebane (Cal), Cliff Avril (Purdue) etc.

Therefore, boyz aren’t sayin’ that Russell Wilson isn’t black enough because he speaks well. In their opinion he’s more loyal to management than to the duns in the locker room. That’s the same way cats felt about Donovan in Philly. Right or wrong playa, I’m just explainin’ to you why people operate the way that they do. It’s the same reason boyz can’t stand RGIII in D.C.. He’s never become one of the fellas. He’s always addressin’ his teammates as “those guys” when he speaks to the media. He’s a cancer in that locker room and these media type cats didn’t understand why until I just explained it.

Now on some real talk, they had to get rid of Percy because he was the cancer killin’ the team. Why? Because Russell Wilson was the same guy last year that led these boyz to a Super Bowl victory. Percy didn’t even play until the freakin’ Super Bowl after bein’ hurt most of the year. So regardless of how they feel about ole Russ they better check their feelings in at the door and deal with him. Just in case they haven’t looked in the mirror they’re 3-3 and just got embarrassed in St. Louis by some clowns that resorted to draftin’ Michael Sam just to become relevant in the offseason. Chew on that for a minute playa.

I get that cats don’t always like folks that they work with but feelings are irrelevant when it comes to results. You can feel “some type of way” about Russell Wilson all you want to but you better respect the fact that he’s the quarterback! Your quarterback! Boyz better leave all of that housey vs. field foolishness in the parkin’ lot because you can’t win with boyz goin’ at each other’s throats! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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