Ryan Lochte still lyin' EVEN in his apology bruh! "Options"

"Bruh...Ima sit here and still lie to you and there's nothin' you can do!"

Charles Spurgeon, the 19th century British Baptist preacher, once said, "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." Ole Vladimir Lenin gave it to us like this, "A lie told often enough becomes the truth." Then Paulo Coelho, the Brazilian lyricist and novelist, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "No one can lie, no one can hide anything, when he looks directly into someone's eyes." 

Well playas...no one can lie, no one can hide anything, when he looks directly into someone's eyes except ole dull Ryan Lochte! This dun got on NATIONAL television again with Matt Lauer on Saturday night to apologize for all of the foolishness that he created a week ago and was still lyin'! This cat starts the apology off with a lie by sayin' that he "overexaggerated" the story! Then he goes full tilt lyin' when he actually said out of his OWN mouth:

"It's how you want to make it look like. Whether you call it a robbery or whether you call it extortion or us just paying for the damages, we don't know. All we know is that there was a gun pointed in our direction and we were demanded to give money."

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! OVER EXAGGERATED? Bruh!! Either you told the truth or you lied? And you LIED! You weren't robbed! A boy made you pay for what you tore up. That's called makin' it right before you dip! Otherwise, he was gonna put a hot one in you.  It's simple hood protocol. The ghetto is the ghetto anywhere in the world. 

Then he jumps on this how you want to make it look foolishness? It looks like you pulled your joint out and urinated on another man's wall and then proceeded to destroy his property bruh! There's no makin' it look like anything but that! It looks like the dun that owned the gas station did you a solid by not beaten the brakes off of you. The cat that pulled the gun on you did you a favor by not actually shootin' you when you tried to punk them by tearin' stuff up and tryin' to bounce. Where are you from bruh!!!??? 

If you would have gone into any ghetto in America and pulled that stunt. Your mother would have been tryin' to identify your body or at the very least visitin' you in the Intensive Care Unit. 

To sit there while you're supposed to be givin' an apology and still lyin' is the attitude of privilege.  But what blows my mind is that all of these fake media-types this mornin' are sayin' that this fool has taken "full responsibility" for the lie!!! Every headline I've read says, "Ryan Lochte Accepts Responsibility." What interview did you see bruh! He clearly stated that it was all in how you looked at it. So in his mind it made sense to do what he did.  

Then the dun went on to say that he was still drunk when he initially lied to Billy Bush on NBC!!So he's still not takin' responsibility for any of this foolishness but these fake media-types are lettin' him off of the hook anyway!  

Well Ima put it to you the best way I know how bruh. Please don't show up in Any Hood, USA and pull that stunt because it's not gonna end well. I hope that was his last ignorant night out drinkin' or I hope that he stays in the suburbs with that foolishness because he won't get the option to pay or go to jail in an American ghetto. He'll end up both payin' and gettin' the brakes beat off of him at the very least. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 

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