How Lochte's boyz pulled a First 48 on him! "Mommas & Cigarettes"

"Let me call my momma and give me a cigarette!"

Lewis Smedes, the renowned Christian author, once said, "What is a disloyal act? A person is disloyal if he treats you as a stranger when, in fact, he belongs to you as a friend or partner. Each of us is bound to some special others by the invisible fibers of loyalty." Lloyd Banks, the rapper, gave it to us like this, "I take things like honor and loyalty seriously. It's more important to me than any materialistic thing or any fame I could have." Then Samuel Goldwyn, the film producer, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty." 

Well playas....Ryan Lochte and his boyz know nothin' about the art of loyalty and have proven to the world that they are just some duns that hung out together one night in Rio. Boyz? Naw playa, just acquaintances. On Thursday the truth finally fell out of the closet butt naked with a pair of combat boots on and as a result Lochte and James Feigen have been indicted for false reportin'. 

Why? Because the two other cats, Jack Conger and Gunner Bentz, that were pulled off of the US bound flight sang like the Five Heartbeats before they kicked ole Eddie Cain out of the group! 

They spilled the beans and the potato salad all over the floor bruh. They told investigators that Lochte made up all of this foolishness and was essentially the ring leader of this foolishness. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! When they pulled them off of the plane, Jimmy Feigen was nowhere to be found and Ryan Lochte was already in the US. At that moment you knew that it was about to be Chris Brown up in this piece. "On and Poppin'!"

The fact that Lochte was already at the crib tells you everything you wanted know. He was smart enough to dip but he left his boyz. So in reality they weren't his boyz.  When they got hauled off of the plane you knew it was about to be some First 48 goin' on. 

"Let me call my momma and can I get cigarette?" Whenever a boy asks those two questions EVERYBODY is about to go to jail bruh. However, in this case boyz are tryin' NOT to go to jail. Accordin' to reports only Lochte and Feigen actually lied to police in the first place. So it makes sense that they were the only two indicted. However, Feigen is the only dun in trouble because Lochte is at the crib chillin'. 

So you already knew that Bentz and Conger weren't about get jammed up for a boy that dipped and a cat that hid out on them. Not happenin' pimpin'! Not today! Not now! Not ever! 

Loyalty is EVERYTHING! If Lochte dipped everybody should have dipped! There is no way that any of them should have been in Rio if one of them was gone. That's Hood Protocol 101! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

4) On and Poppin: noun - song by R&B singer Chris Brown. 

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Holla At Ya Boy! 

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