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Well playas…it looks like ole Tom Crean is just as delusional as the
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I picked
With 35 ticks left on the clock this dun calls a freakin’ timeout, comes out of the break and nobody still knows what to do. As soon as
It was classic Crean down the stretch of games! It’s like, what was the timeout for if you didn’t tell a boy what you wanted him to do? It’s insane and that type of behavior has been goin’ on for 7 years! It’s almost like clockwork that a boy will come out of a break and be clueless as to what to do.
For him to sit in the post-game press conference and even think about the possibility of returnin’ next year is crazy to me. After 7 seasons he’s 121-111! For all of you simple minded individuals that means that he has a .521 winnin’ percentage! Not only did the Hoosiers lose their final three games of the regular season but they lost 10 of 15 down the stretch after a 5-1 start to Big Ten play. He’s only made the tournament three times in his 7 year run! It’s not an elite program bruh! Because if it were those would be fireable offenses and they should have been years ago pimpin’!
Elite programs don’t let boyz stick around for years bein’ mediocre and that includes Bobby Knight too!
Am I lyin’? Sit down playboy and check out this list of duns that grew up in the state and shot spit balls at IU, signed with other programs and went to the league: Rick Fox (UNC), Glenn Robinson (Purdue, POY), all three of the Plumlee brothers with Mason and Miles already in the league and Marshall on deck (Duke), they missed on two of the Zeller brothers, Tyler and Luke (UNC and ND), Rodney Carney (Memphis), Josh McRoberts (Duke), Zach Randolph (Michigan State), Greg Odon (OSU) Mike Conley (OSU) George Hill (IUPUI) Shawn Kemp (UK, JUCO), Sean May (UNC), Jeff and Marquis Teague (Wake Forest and UK) Courtney Lee (Western Kentucky), Eric Montross (UNC), Luke Harongody (ND), Robbie Hummel, E’Twan Moore amd JaJuan Johnson (Purdue), Gordon Hayward (Butler). Just this past year Gary Harris (
Here’s my diehard IU fan yellin’ from the roof top talkin’ crazy as usual, “Man most of those guys wouldn’t have even qualified to get into
If Crean is still answerin’ his company cell phone or landline by Tuesday of this week they’ve confirmed once again that it’s not an elite program and I don’t wanna hear anything else from delusional IU guy! I’m an IU grad but I’m a reasonable thinker!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun:
noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
2) Simple
minded individuals: adjective – Hood for, “all you dumb folks out there!”
3) The
edited version: That’s me tellin’ a boy that I’m tryin’ not to curse everybody
out in this piece.
Holla At Ya Boy!
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Check your percentage of wins...still not good, but if you win more than you lose you're >50%. Otherwise, you're the simple minded individual.
ReplyDeleteIdiotic piece, written by an idiot. Your lucky you never had me as an instructor at IU or you might well not be a "grad". Lemme guess "Da Kelly School"?
ReplyDeletewhat kind of public education teaches a person to write like this uneducated fool?
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