How boyz keep givin' Steph a pass for not showin' up in the Finals! "Disappearin' Acts"

"Aw bruh I was hopin' nobody noticed!" 

Rivers Cuomo, the famous musician and song writer, once said, "I really want to disappear, grow a beard, not talk to anyone, not make any friends... I just want to disappear and study." Desiderius Erasmus, the Dutch Renaissance humanist, priest and social critic, gave it to us like this, "Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself." Then Jawaharial Nehru, the first prime minister of India, broke it down like a pimp at a playa convention when he spit, "Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes." 

Well playas...the FACTS are the FACTS and they won't disappear on account of your likin' Steph Curry! That dun gets mad love without a stitch of criticism when he wets the bed more often than not in the Finals! Through the first three games in the this year's Finals that dun has been hidin' in the ride with the doors locked and NOBODY wants to blast him! As his Golden State Warriors were gettin' the brakes, doors, transmission and windows beat off of them up in Cleveland 120-90 that dun was hidin' in the back seat with "Skittles and Lemondheads!" Where are these fake media-types when it's time to give a boy the business for continuously not showin' up in big games? And where are the duns in the barber shop too? If you're gonna blast LeBron for losin' to a better T.E.A.M., blast Steph for hidin' and bein' on a better T.E.A.M.!! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Games 1 and 2 were won by the W's role players bruh! In Game 1 their bench was NUTS outscorin' the Cavs bench 45-10! And for all of you suckas that wanna act like you didn't see Steph run out of the room when boyz started scrappin' he was 4-15 from the field for a total of 11 points and he turned the rock over 5 times! Stop it! You sound crazy tryin' to defend him. 

In Game 2 duns like Barbosa and Draymond carried Golden State. Not Steph bruh!  He scored 18 points not the 35 points everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, thought that he put up! Why? Because he's Steph Curry the league MVP. And in Game 3 the dun only had 2 points and 4 turnovers up to the 5:35 mark of the third quarter when he knocked down his first 3-pointer to make it 5 freakin' points! Yeah, he finished with 19 points but the darn game was over by the time he got out of the car. Boyz were done fightin' and big momma had already cleared the streets by then bruh. So don't tell me a thing about him scorin' 19 points! 

OMG if that were LeBron playin' like that in the Finals boyz would be killin' him!! He was averagin' darn near a triple double in last years Finals and boyz destroyed him!!! He was out there by himself and just ran out of gas! Steph is hidin' and NOBODY cares!!! It's crazy!!!

And boyz seem to get amnesia anytime you bring up last year's Finals!! Dellavadova gave Steph the business on defense for 3 games and he looks like a West Virginia coal miner just gettin' off of work. Andre Iguodola was the Finals MVP after holdin' LeBron to 35-13-9! Key word bruh, holdin'!! Who holds a boy to darn near a triple double and gets rewarded for it? Stop it! You sound crazy! 

Steph doesn't show up in the big games and it doesn't get any bigger than the Finals!!! 

This further proves my point about the the BEST T.E.A.M always winnin' the NBA Championship! Curry doesn't have to lead the team in scorin', reboundin' and assists EVERY night in order for them to win.Why? Because he's got a complete team, coachin' staff and front office in the ride with him. So he can literally disappear in big games (THE FINALS) and they can still win.  

LeBron doesn't have that luxury. He's got to play his heart out EVERY night just to survive. So I don't wanna hear anything else about Steph Curry bein' the best player in the league because the BEST player shows up EVERY night and does more than just shoot the ball. The best player shots, rebounds, assists and plays defense. And in LeBron's case he's coachin' the freakin' team too. Finals included!!! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Skittles and Lemondheads: noun - Roy Hibbert
4) Ms. Jackson: noun - rap song by OutKast 

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