Why LeBron floppin' made sense but he looked stupid doin' it! "One Less Fool"

"I gotta sell this joint bruh!" 

James E. Faust, the religious leader and lawyer, once said, "Unfortunately, some of our greatest tribulations are the result of our own foolishness and weakness and occur because of our own carelessness or transgression." Horace, the ancient Roman poet, gave it to us like this, "Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment." Then Sacha Guiltry, the French stage actor, shut the buildin' down when he spit, "Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness." 

Well playas...LeBron's foolishness came from him tryin' his best to get a flagrant foul 1 or 2 from a boy on Saturday night. Late in the first half of the Cavs first postseason loss to Toronto. DeMarre Carroll and Tristan Thompson get into it and LeBron runs over like everybody else on the floor. As soon as he runs up Tristan inadvertently swings his arm and hits ole boy in the face. LeBron goes down like Cleo from "Set It Off" cold cocked him. Now everybody and they're baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, is clownin' him this mornin'. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Now it was obvious that ole boy was floppin' to the 10th power but what did you expect for him to do in that situation. It's called gamesmanship bruh! Yes, he looked like a complete fool divin' backwards and fallin' all over the floor. The dun is 6'8" 260 lbs. There isn't a cat in the league that could hit him hard enough to throw that dun back 20 feet. Stop it LeBron. Fall back like 2 feet. SMH 

However, it's the playoffs bruh! If he could fake the funk and get DeMarre ejected that's one less fool he's gotta deal with right? I would have done the same thing and 90 percent of you duns clownin' him would have too. Why? Cuz it's the playoffs!!! And it would have worked if he were playin' 15 or 20 years ago when Reggie Miller invented the flop. Boyz weren't lookin' at instant replay back then. Now you can't get away with anything. But I'll still give him a 10 on the effort. 

He's already been complainin' that the refs aren't givin' him the fouls and that's true. This time of year LeBron is like meat hangin' at the market. Boyz are punchin' and hackin' him constantly without bein' ejected or reprimanded. So if I were him every time a boy runs by me I would fall out. IT'S THE PLAYOFFS BRUH!!!! You gotta do what you gotta do. 

Again, don't get it twisted! He looked like a complete fool fallin' out by I completely understood what he was tryin' to do. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Cleo: noun - the character in the movie "Set It Off" played by Queen Latifah. She was tough as nails and went out like a  dumb G in the end. 

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