How Larry Bird QUIETLY did Frank Vogel a favor! "All-Access"

Wassup up Jay Graves!! And I've still got no comment!" 

Winston Churchill once said, "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." William Pollard, well-known physicist, gave it to us like this, "Without change there is no innovation, creativity, or incentive for improvement. Those who initiate change will have a better opportunity to manage the change that is inevitable." Then Thomas Edison broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." 

Well playas...ole Frank Vogel isn't gonna miss this opportunity because he was lookin' for work and he didn't care what it was dressed like. Why? Because ole dull Larry Bird left him hangin'! However, he made out like a bandit when the Orlando Magic came callin'. They've agreed to terms and boyz will formally announce him as their head coach on Monday. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I know boyz in Indiana don't wanna hear this but Larry Bird quietly did Frank a favor. Now the dun gets to live in Florida where the weather is great, his kids get All-Access passes to Disney World whenever they want to go, and he's gettin' some horses to coach! I'd say that's a better job playboy. 

Now do I know that his kids are gonna get the VIP treatment at Disney? No...nobody's told me that but you and I know that they will! He's the freakin' HEAD COACH FOR THE ORLANDO MAGIC BRUH! 

You duns think that I'm talkin' out of the side of my neck like Cameo but Frank just got a new job in a warm place full of entertainment where the quality of life just went up exponentially compared to livin' in Indiana. That's a much better job bruh! 

Here's my diehard Pacers fan decked out in his Reggie Miller jersey sayin', "Jay you're an idiot and you sound like a fool!" Take your fan hat off playboy and look at it for what it is. Indianapolis vs Orlando! It's not even close! And he's rich! Therefore, he can live anywhere in town he wants. Yeah, I know that boyz around here are always hollerin' and screamin' that "This is Basketball Country" and that duns in Indy are more loyal than anywhere else when it comes to hoop. 

Stop lyin' to yourself bruh. Yes, this is basketball country and yes they love round ball around this piece. However, the Pacers are constantly at or near the bottom of the NBA in attendance. The Pacers were ranked 21st in the league in 2015-16 and the Magic was 17th. So stop with the basketball country foolishness.  Your love for basketball means nothin' if you won't come to the games. 

Think about it bruh, he's goin' to be doin' the same thing he's been doin' for the past 6 years, coachin' basketball! However, his family gets to move to a warm weather climate with access to great year around entertainment. Not only does he have Walt Disney to fool with, he's got Sea World, Universal Studios, multiple beaches etc.  It doesn't get any better than that. It's a better job bruh!!! Stop it! 

Think about it bruh, if you could move to Florida and live wherever you like and do the same job you would. Larry did ole boy a favor by not renewin' his contract. Otherwise, he'd still be in Indy. Not that livin' in Indy is bad. It's great! I love it! However, if a dun offered me my SAME job in Orlando with all of the perks. I'd take it and so would you playa. Stop talkin' crazy!! 

Not only does he get a new job in a great place but he inherits one of the youngest rosters in the NBA with some horses. He's got cats like Nikola Vucevic, Aaron Gordon, Victor Oladipo and Elfrid Payton. And don't get it twisted playboy. This isn't about which team is better because he's not goin' to win a championship with either organization. The best he was gonna do in Indiana was make the playoffs and that's the same outlook in Orlando. At least in Orlando he's look like a genius when they go. These duns haven't been in 4 years. So no hard feelings bruh! When he sees Larry he should dap him up and say thanks for lookin out! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.

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