How Draymond Green is actin' like a poor man's Dennis Rodman! "AIN'T"

"What y'all think bruh? Looks like he's kickin' me square in the joints right?" 

Spiro T. Agnew, the 39th Vice President of the United States, once said, "I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort." Glacomo Casanova, the 18th century Italian adventurer and author, gave it to us like this, "I have always loved truth so passionately that I have often resorted to lying as a way of introducing it into the minds which were ignorant of its charms." Then William Makepeace Thackeray, the 19th century English novelist, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "There are a thousand thoughts lying within a man that he does not know till he takes up a pen to write." 

Well playas...or until a boy puts a mic in Draymond Green's (DayDay) face after Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals. When ole boy was asked if he kicked Steven Adams in the package on purpose that dun looked a bunch of grown human beings in the face and said that he didn't mean to kick him. However, the video clearly shows this dun blastin' ole boy'z package like he was Adam Vinatieri in the Super Bowl kickin' the game winner. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st!  He's kicked Steven Adams in the joint twice in two consecutive games bruh! So he can say that he didn't mean to kick him but his actions don't say that. And whether you kicked him on purpose or not you keep kickin' him. 

Now I don't know why your foot keeps findin' his gonads but they do and at some point ole boy is gonna have enough. Draymond had better figure out how to keep his feet on the ground the rest of this series or it's gonna be a problem. Golden State can't afford to lose him down the stretch. They're already gettin' killed on the glass bruh! They got blasted 52-38 in Game 3 in the reboundin' department with him on the floor.  

Ole DayDay is gettin' frustrated and actin' out like a poor man's Dennis Rodman. The only problem is, he ain't Dennis Rodman and this ain't 1996 and the NBA AIN'T puttin' up with that foolishness. So like my old man used to always say, "You better pipe down and sit yo butt down somewhere. Before I sit you down and it ain't gone be good!" And that's the edited version!  Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as simple as pie. To put in at its ground level so that everyone can understand it. 
2) Spit: to say
3) Dun: the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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