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Well playas...Josh Gordon is bein' remembered by the rules he keeps breakin' by failin' NFL drug tests even though he's in the drug program. Now this dun is already on suspension from the league for smokin' weed last season and now he's tryin' to get reinstated to play in the upcomin' joint. However, he submits a sample that's dirty and his B sample was diluted! A diluted sample is just like a dirty one bruh!
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Ole boy's got a problem playa! He's an addict! So let's stop tryin' to act like he isn't! I keep hearin' all of these duns on radio and TV tryin' to say that this cat is just dumb. He's got a drug problem more than he's dumb bruh!
Nobody in their right mind is goin' to choose weed over makin' millions of dollars playin' a freakin' game! Stop it! You sound crazy! I even heard some clown on ESPN radio yesterday sayin' that weed wasn't even a big deal and why are they trippin'? What!!? It's against the freakin' rules bruh!!! That's why they're trippin'!
It doesn't matter how you feel about the rules or weed bruh! It's the rule! You can't keep flunkin' drug tests and play in the NFL! PERIOD!!! Just like a regular boy can't work on his job and put up a dirty sample. It's no different. They don't care that you think weed isn't a big deal. It's the freakin' company policy bruh! Give us a clean sample and you can play! If that joints dirty you ain't playin'!
He's an addict point blank. Weed may not be a problem for most people but it's a problem for Josh Gordon! Why? Because it's keepin' him for makin' a livin'! Food isn't a problem for the cat that's 175lbs. but it's darn sure a problem for the dun that's 678 lbs. that can't leave his bed room. Why? Because he's addicted to it. Alcohol isn't a problem for the moderate drinker but it's definitely a problem for the dun that's picks up 4 DUI's in a month and he passes out at work once a week.
I even heard some fool on the same ESPN radio show say that Johnny Manziel was worse than Josh Gordon because Gordon wasn't involved in domestic violence situations. What!!!?? They both are involved in foolishness that keeps them from workin'! They're both just as bad! And if a boy has a drug problem you can't even begin to imagine the foolishness that he's into bruh! Stop it! You sound crazy!
The rules are the rules!! If you don't comply you don't play! If you don't play you don't get paid! It is what it is pimpin'! Stop tryin' to justify foolishness! This is the same dun that got suspended twice at Baylor and then got kicked out of school for guess what? Smokin’ weed!! He's the same cat that lost two game checks durin' the 2014 season and then was suspended for two additional games? Ain't he the same cat that got arrested on a DUI charge just weeks before reportin’ to trainin’ camp right after he checked out of rehab last summer? Oh yeah, he didn't play last season. Why? Because of failed drug tests. He's a drug addict bruh and he needs help. That's why the NFL just denied his reinstatement on Tuesday. Now he has to wait until August 1st before he can apply to be reinstated again. Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Dirty: adjective - to fail
4) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to.
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