Why Josh Gordon isn't dumb! He's just an addict bruh! "Stop It!"

"Maaaan!"

Michelle Obama once said, "We learned about honesty and integrity - that the truth matters... that you don't take shortcuts or play by your own set of rules... and success doesn't count unless you earn it fair and square." Richard Branson gave it us like this, "You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing, and by falling over." Then Douglas MacArthur knocked a boyz drink out of his hands when he spit, "You are remembered for the rules you break." 

Well playas...Josh Gordon is bein' remembered by the rules he keeps breakin' by failin' NFL drug tests even though he's in the drug program. Now this dun is already on suspension from the league for smokin' weed last season and now he's tryin' to get reinstated to play in the upcomin' joint. However, he submits a sample that's dirty and his B sample was diluted! A diluted sample is just like a dirty one bruh! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Ole boy's got a problem playa! He's an addict! So let's stop tryin' to act like he isn't! I keep hearin' all of these duns on radio and TV tryin' to say that this cat is just dumb.  He's got a drug problem more than he's dumb bruh! 

Nobody in their right mind is goin' to choose weed over makin' millions of dollars playin' a freakin' game! Stop it! You sound crazy! I even heard some clown on ESPN radio yesterday sayin' that weed wasn't even a big deal and why are they trippin'? What!!? It's against the freakin' rules bruh!!! That's why they're trippin'! 

It doesn't matter how you feel about the rules or weed bruh! It's the rule! You can't keep flunkin' drug tests and play in the NFL! PERIOD!!! Just like a regular boy can't work on his job and put up a dirty sample. It's no different. They don't care that you think weed isn't a big deal. It's the freakin' company policy bruh! Give us a clean sample and you can play! If that joints dirty you ain't playin'! 

He's an addict point blank. Weed may not be a problem for most people but it's a problem for Josh Gordon! Why? Because it's keepin' him for makin' a livin'! Food isn't a problem for the cat that's 175lbs. but it's darn sure a problem for the dun that's 678 lbs. that can't leave his bed room. Why? Because he's addicted to it. Alcohol isn't a problem for the moderate drinker but it's definitely a problem for the dun that's picks up 4 DUI's in a month and he passes out at work once a week. 

I even heard some fool on the same ESPN radio show say that Johnny Manziel was worse than Josh Gordon because Gordon wasn't involved in domestic violence situations. What!!!?? They both are involved in foolishness that keeps them from workin'! They're both just as bad! And if a boy has a drug problem you can't even begin to imagine the foolishness that he's into bruh! Stop it! You sound crazy!  

The rules are the rules!! If you don't comply you don't play! If you don't play you don't get paid! It is what it is pimpin'! Stop tryin' to justify foolishness! This is the same dun that got suspended twice at Baylor and then got kicked out of school for guess what? Smokin’ weed!!  He's the same cat that lost two game checks durin' the 2014 season and then was suspended for two additional games? Ain't he the same cat that got  arrested on a DUI charge just weeks before reportin’ to trainin’ camp right after he checked out of rehab last summer? Oh yeah, he didn't play last season. Why? Because of failed drug tests. He's a drug addict bruh and he needs help. That's why the NFL just denied his reinstatement on Tuesday. Now he has to wait until August 1st before he can apply to be reinstated again. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Dirty: adjective - to fail 
4)  Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 
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Talkin' (The REAL reason Josh Gordon keeps lyin' to himself & killin' his career)

"Yeah dawg... sometimes I just be talkin'!"

Steve Jobs once said, “Everyone here has the sense that right now is one of those moments when we are influencing the future.” Stephen Hawking, the theoretical physicist, made boyz think when he said, “Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.” Then my home-girl Gertrude Stein, the famous novelist, hit cats in the dome with, “Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.”

Is that it bruh? Is that why some of these cats will tell you anything now days? Suspended Cleveland wide receiver Josh Gordon has completely lost his mind and whatever common sense that was in it too. On Friday this dun told the media that he voluntarily checked himself into a rehab clinic in July even though he doesn’t consider himself an addict. Ole boy spent only two weeks in the program that was scheduled for 30 days because he says that he had to get to trainin’ camp and prepare for his appeal.

Now when asked why he checked into a rehab joint if he’s not an addict ole boy said, “Just to see…To seek out some help on decision-making. Not drug use or abuse, but decision-making. Life skills. How to be your own person and stuff like that.” What?

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This dun is sayin’ that he checked into rehab just to see if he was addicted to drugs? Look here playa, if you’re doin’ drugs and you like doin’ drugs and a boy can’t keep you from doin’ drugs then you’re addicted to drugs. You don’t have to holler at some cat in a white coat to tell you that you’ve got a problem playa.

Gettin’ suspended twice at Baylor and then gettin’ kicked out of school for smokin’ weed wasn’t enough to open your eyes bruh? Then losin’ two game checks last year and bein’ suspended for two additional games didn’t kick you out of bed? And gettin’ arrested on a DUI charge just weeks before reportin’ to trainin’ camp right after you checked out of rehab didn’t tell you that you had a problem playboy?

Just to see? Man you’ve lost all of your freakin’ mind bruh! They say that smokin’ weed destroys brain cells slowly and your’s are disappearin’ like loose money at Big Momma’s house with a crackhead  sleepin’ in the basement.

When a boy tells you a lie that ain’t even good you just wanna fire on him don't you? “I checked in the joint to get some help on decision-making.” You can get help on decision-makin’ by listenin’ to boyz tell you to do what you’re supposed to do. Heck...Mr. Willie down at the car wash can help you make better decisions bruh! Dora the Explorer can help you make better decisions! And in multiple languages pimpin’! All you gotta do is sit down and watch it and if you don’t like her she’s got a cousin named Diego that can school you too. So don’t tell me that foolishness ever again.

Some times I seriously wonder how some of these cats even function in the real world. I mean you can’t be that gone in the head can you? Stop with the foolishness and admit that you have a problem and get treated. Now this cat is about to spend his year long suspension from the league sellin’ cars. Now tell me how sellin’ cars is gonna help you make better decisions when somebody asks you if you wanna smoke? I’m just sayin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!

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Ole 2nd Hand (Why Josh Gordon is that dun runnin' game in the principals office)

"Naw dawg! I was just in there smellin' it!"

Henry Ward Beecher, the famous abolitionist, once said,“Hold yourself responsible to a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse yourself.” Elisabeth Kubler-Ross, the famous psychiatrist known as the pioneer in near death studies, got smooth on a boy with, “I believe that we are solely responsible for our choices, and we have to accept the consequences of every deed, word, and thought throughout our lifetime.”Then Theodore Roosevelt unloaded some fire when he said, “If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.”

Well…Josh Gordon better not start kickin’ himself playboy because he’ll need to have surgery to get his foot out of his throat. That dun is way out of control bruh.  On Friday his legal team is expected to show up in court and argue that ole boy’s positive test was caused by second-hand smoke! What?

He sounds like the cat in the principal’s office that told him that the other kid’s face just kept fallin’into his fist on lunch hour. Then his legal team is gonna try to get technical on‘em when they show up hollerin’ that ole boy’s "A" sample tested at 16 nanograms per milliliter, a bare one nanogram per milliliter above the15-nanogram-per-milliliter threshold, while his "B" sample -- which should theoretically be consistent with the "A" sample, as it comes from the exact same specimen -- tested at 13.63 ng/ml, lower than the threshold.

Then the dun sittin' on the bench glazes over and say’s, “Git yo “A” outta my court room wit that foolishness! You’re the same clown that was suspended last year for two games and lost two additional game checks for the same thing. Not to mention that you were kicked off of the team at Baylor after already bein’suspended twice for smokin’ weed and you want me to believe that you were just sittin’ in the room with some duns that were smokin’ and you were playin’Madden? I’m my Ochocinco voice, “Child Please!!!”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Once you get a reputation for bein’ a screw up then you don’t ever get the benefit of the doubt playboy. All of that sounds good and even makes sense to some degree if we were talkin’ about a dun that’s never been in trouble but we’re talkin’ about Dennis the Menace!

These cats are even goin’ to bring up the fact that scientific evidence shows that second-hand smoke can in fact produce a positive test. What? You don’t have to get scientific to tell us that bruh! A freakin’crack-head can tell you that. Boyz have been gettin' contacts for years playboy and non-smokers have always known not to get in the ride with smokers. That's rule 1 in the Get High Handbook. Since it’s obvious that second hand smoke can produce a positive test why would you be sittin’ next to duns smokin’ weed and you’re a repeat offender? I'm just sayin'.

That’s like a dun that just got out of prison for robbin’ banks and gets a ride home from prison with some cats that are on their way to rob a bank. Everybody in the ride has got on a ski mask so he just puts one on too. They pull up to the bank and boyz tell him to stay in the car. When the police show up he jumps out and tells them that the duns inside with guns were just givin’ him a lift to the crib.

How much of that story are they gonna believe pimpin’? None of it!! Because he’s got a history of robbin’ banks and wearin’ really nice ski masks you idiot. That’s Josh Gordon bruh. Take the one year suspension and keep it movin’ playboy because ain’t nobody tryin’ to hear that foolishness.

This is the same dun that just got arrested a few weeks ago on a DWI charge isn’t it? Even though they are two separate incidents the common denominator is Josh Gordon. But he wants the judge to believe that he was just sittin’ in the crib while Pookie and Ray Ray nem was gettin’ lit up and he didn’t touch the weed? So I guess he's gonna use the Bill Clinton line, "I smoked it but I didn't inhale." C’mon playa save yourself the embarrassment and let it go. You came up dirty and there it is. Stop with this foolishness. You sound like the dun that knocks on my door at 3:30am askin’ to borrow my VCR to tape a movie that only comes on right now. You sound like the cat that says, “let me borrow your TV because mine doesn’t get channel 6 on Wednesdays for some strange reason bruh.”  

Josh Gordon has a drug problem bruh and it needs to be addressed but the only person that can do that is Josh Gordon. Stop makin’ excuses playboy and man up because it's your life not the duns in court makin' excuses for you. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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