Why Golden State WILL be known as the best NBA TEAM EVER! "Shut it Down"

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Ludwig Borne once said, "Getting rid of a delusion makes us wiser than getting hold of a truth." Conan O'Brien gave it to us like this, "When all else fails there's always delusion." Carl Sagan ran over Big Momma's flower bed with his Huffy bike when he spit, "It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." 

Well playas...we can finally lay all of the foolishness and delusion to rest that the Golden State Warriors won't break the '96 Bulls' 72-10 regular season record! On Wednesday night not only did they break the joint, they drug Memphis up and down the floor in the process and Steph Curry set the all-time NBA season record of knockin' down 402 3-pointers! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I'm so glad that they broke the Bulls' record I don't know what to do! Why? Because I was sick of hearin' boyz sayin' how they would never be able to do it. RECORDS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN BRUH!!! And if you didn't play for the 72-10 Bulls why do you even care? I wanna see history bein' made. That's the fun of livin' in this world. 

The other thing that's drivin' me crazy is all of the clowns sittin' around sayin', "Yeah, they broke the record but if they don't win the championship it's means nothin'!" Dude!!! Barrin' a rash of injuries it's a freakin' foregone conclusion that they'll win the championship!

This isn't the NCAA Tournament where boyz can just show up, get hot and win the title! You've got to win 4 best of 7 series bruh! In other words, somebody has to beat Golden State 4 times in a 7 game series! They only lost 9 games ALL SEASON long! And that was playin' back to back joints, road games etc. They've got home court advantage throughout the playoffs!! Who's gonna beat them 4 times? 

THE BEST TEAM ALWAYS WIN THE NBA TITLE!! There are no surprises playboy! Golden State is by far the best team in the league! They're better than they were last year! Stop it! 

Didn't you just see Steph Curry completely destroy the 3 point record that he set last year by more than 119 made 3's? Are we watchin' the same NBA or are you watchin' a different version of this foolishness? They aren't goin' to lose 4 times to anybody. Stop it!!

And when they do, they'll go down in history as the GREATEST TEAM to ever play this game! Why? Because 73-9 is better than 72-10 especially when they're averagin' more points with a higher field goal percentage (48 vs. 47) and 3-point percentage ( 41 vs. 40) on more than 1,077 more attempts from behind the arc. Defensively, it's a freakin' wash because Golden State's margin of victory was pretty much the same as the Bulls. They've won by 11 ppg and the Bulls won by 12 ppg.  So it's advantage Golden State because they've won one more game than Chicago! When they win it all, they'll be labeled the best team EVER! Take your emotions out of it and accept that it is what it is. The numbers don't lie!!! Stop me when I start lyin'!    

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 
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