Why it's IMPOSSIBLE for Rosenhaus to fire Johnny Manziel! "286MPH"

Johnny: "You can't fire me bruh!  But you can quit!" 

Graham Greene, the English novelist, once said, "Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully." Charles Duhigg, the Pulitzer-Prize winnin' reporter, gave it to us like this, "Between calculated risk and reckless decision-making lies the dividing line between profit and loss." Then Edwin Hubbel Chaplin, the well-known preacher, shut the buildin' down like a gang fight in The G when he spit, "Gaiety is often the reckless ripple over depths of despair."

Well playas...ole Johnny Manziel is past the point of gaiety but he's definitely the reckless ripple over depths of despair. Simply put, this dun is outta control bruh! Accordin' to a letter written by the attorney representin' the owners of a rental property that ole boy rented earlier this month, he trashed the joint. The letter states that Manziel only rented the place from April 4-6 and caused $19,580 in damage to the joint!! What!!?? There were extensive cigarette and marijuana burns on the carpet, wine stains that couldn't be removed and there was a broken door too. Straight foolishness bruh! Straight foolishness!!

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Again, this dun is gone bruh. Ole boy that owns the crib said that he fell through and Josh Gordon was over there too. I can't make this stuff up playa. Accordin' to Nicholas Goodwin of the The Goodwin Group, who owns the crib, said that he went over the house on April 6 and a dun at the house told him that he was Josh Gordon. He hollered at him for a minute and said, "'How do you know these guys?' The ole boy told him, 'I played with Johnny over at Cleveland.' Goodwin said, 'Your name?' He said, 'Josh Gordon.'  

Birds of a feather flock together! These cats are drivin' 286mph on a One Way the wrong way blind folded and butt naked foamin' at the mouth with their hands tied behind their backs. It's not gonna end well bruh. These two cats have a death wish and if they don't pull over now it's gonna be bad.

Now what I will say is this, I'm sick and tired of all of these fake media-types hollerin' that Manziel's agent, Drew Rosenhaus, fired him this week. That dun didn't fire Johnny, he quit!! An agent can fire someone that he works for. You sound crazy even suggestin' it. Rosenhaus doesn't have the power to fire anybody. He works for the freakin' player. These dudes out here kill me with this foolishness. Rosenhaus quit and I don't blame him but please get it right. If a player hires you to represent them and they pay you a percentage of what they make then you work for them. Not the other way around!! Therefore, you can't fire them. They can only fire you or you can only quit. 

When was the last time you heard of a boy firin' his job? Get outta here with that foolishness! And stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) The G: noun - Gary, Indiana
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
4) fell through: verb phrase - the act of visiting someone's house

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