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| "We're only human bruh!" |
Well playas...most cats in the world choose to change the eyes with which they see reality when it comes to the great Michael Jordan. It seems like every dun under 40 years old will argue until the world blows up that Mike played the perfect game EVERY night primarily because they didn't see his entire career. Sure, they were alive but at 6 or 7 years old they could only count points bruh!
On Monday night Kevin Durant made boyz realize that Jordan was human when he tied MJ's postseason record for number of misses in game at 26! Durin' the Bulls championship run in 1997 Jordan missed 26 shots in a game. What!!!? Michael Jordan is human? Not accordin' to these young boyz wearin' the institution every day all day.
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Mike was just as human as the next man but these duns that grew up on highlights of Jordan thinks that he never missed a freakin' shot. Now don't get it twisted, he was a beast but he was human bruh! He wasn't perfect shootin' the rock as the highlights would suggest.
Yes, he has the highest scorin' average than any other player in the history of the NBA at 30.1 per game. I never said that the dun couldn't shoot or score. I said that he was human. In fact, Mike typically took more shots than anybody in the league bruh. So if he's takin' more shots than everybody else then chances are he was gonna average more points than anybody else.
Oh, I'm talkin' crazy? Mike is fourth all-time in field goal attempts behind Kareem, Karl Malone and Kobe. While Mike was in his prime Kareem had already retired and Kobe was in high school! Only Karl Malone shot the ball more than Mike in the ENTIRE NBA and "The Mailman" was a big bangin' in the paint takin' high percentage shots.
Every time I get into a debate with these young boyz about Jordan they always throw Jordan's 1986-87 season up that they didn't see or can barely remember seein' when he averaged 37.1 ppg. Yes, the dun was a scorin' machine but he wasn't even in the top 5 in the league in shootin' percentage. He led the league in points with 3,041which was 696 points more than the next man up, Alex English. However the dun took 308 more shots!
My point here is this bruh, Mike was human! Stop actin' like the "Institution" was immortal when he played. He had bad games too. He's one of the greatest players to ever lace them up but he didn't play the perfect game every night. And if it hadn't been for KD missin' 26 shots on Monday night these young boyz would have lived and died believin' that THE INSTITUTION never had a bad game. Stop me when I start lyin'
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Mike was just as human as the next man but these duns that grew up on highlights of Jordan thinks that he never missed a freakin' shot. Now don't get it twisted, he was a beast but he was human bruh! He wasn't perfect shootin' the rock as the highlights would suggest.
Yes, he has the highest scorin' average than any other player in the history of the NBA at 30.1 per game. I never said that the dun couldn't shoot or score. I said that he was human. In fact, Mike typically took more shots than anybody in the league bruh. So if he's takin' more shots than everybody else then chances are he was gonna average more points than anybody else.
Oh, I'm talkin' crazy? Mike is fourth all-time in field goal attempts behind Kareem, Karl Malone and Kobe. While Mike was in his prime Kareem had already retired and Kobe was in high school! Only Karl Malone shot the ball more than Mike in the ENTIRE NBA and "The Mailman" was a big bangin' in the paint takin' high percentage shots.
Every time I get into a debate with these young boyz about Jordan they always throw Jordan's 1986-87 season up that they didn't see or can barely remember seein' when he averaged 37.1 ppg. Yes, the dun was a scorin' machine but he wasn't even in the top 5 in the league in shootin' percentage. He led the league in points with 3,041which was 696 points more than the next man up, Alex English. However the dun took 308 more shots!
My point here is this bruh, Mike was human! Stop actin' like the "Institution" was immortal when he played. He had bad games too. He's one of the greatest players to ever lace them up but he didn't play the perfect game every night. And if it hadn't been for KD missin' 26 shots on Monday night these young boyz would have lived and died believin' that THE INSTITUTION never had a bad game. Stop me when I start lyin'
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific.
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