How Conor McGregor is scared to death of gettin' embarrassed again! "Retired Young"

"Now when I let you up you better walk away quietly playa!" 

Christian Bale, the famous actor, once said, "I tend to think you're fearless when you recognize why you should be scared of things, but do them anyway." Omar N. Bradley, the highly distinguished US Army officer in World War II,  gave it to us like this, "Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death." Then the big homie John Wayne pulled up in the Range Rover with his foot out of the window and a square in his mouth as he spit, "Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway." 

Well playas...ole trash talkin' Conor McGregor is scared to death of gettin' the brakes beat off of him again by Nate Diaz in the UFC fight in Vegas on July 9 so this dun has suddenly retired accordin' to a Tweet he sent out on Tuesday afternoon. The joint read, "I have decided to retire young. Thanks for the cheese. 
Catch ya's later. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Nobody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, would give two dead flies smashed if this dun had retired if he wasn't the main cat talkin' crazy to boyz. However, he talked more trash (edited version) than anybody in the freakin' sport and got out there and got dog walked by Diaz back in March. Now he's runnin' like a dog with his tail between his legs. C'mon bruh! You gotta be more gangsta than that!! 

You can't be the school yard bully, get your sneakers taken and then decide that you don't need to go to school anymore play. You're only in the 6th grade!! Wheredeydodatat? 

You already know that when you start chirpin' boyz are comin' outta the woodwork to get you. So now you're runnin'? And please don't try to use the death of Joao Carvalho earlier this month as the excuse as to why you're runnin' from the dun that took your sneakers. We all know that you were at that fight. However, you knew when you started competin' in this foolishness that it was dangerous and stupid. It's nothin' but a freakin' street fight with heavy promotion and a TV deal. It's not even a sport!! It's a ghetto street fight and you can't afford to talk trash in a fight with virtually no rules. It's ignorant is what it is but you dove in head first playa. So now you can't be a sucka and run now that Diaz carjacked you. 

I can respect a boy that talks trash but I definitely can't give a boy love that talks a good game and runs home and hides. I'm just sayin' bruh and stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say

2) Ms. Jackson: noun - popular song written and performed by rap group OutKast

3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude , guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

4) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for "Who does that?" 

Holla At Ya Boy! 

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