Why the Lakers once had the dirtiest back court in the NBA! "Flirt"

"We got these boyz goin' both ways bruh!"

Tennessee Williams, the famous playwright, once said, "We have to distrust each other. It is our only defense against betrayal." Confucius gave it to us like this, "It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them." Then Henry Stimson, the American statesman, laid it out like zebra skinned rug at Romie Rome's house when he spit, "The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only way you can make a man trustworthy is to trust him; and the surest way to make him untrustworthy is to distrust him." 

Well playas…it’s even easier to distrust a boy when his name is Derek Fisher! Now we already know that this dun was gettin’ at Matt Barnes’ wife when ole Matt had to shoot over to the crib and tap that dun up back in October. That foolishness has been well documented. 

Then last week ole Phil Jackson pulled the plug on that dun just before the All-Star break, which on the surface didn’t make a whole lot of sense to me. Yeah I know that the Knicks had lost 9 of it’s last 10 games but they had won more games to this point in the season than they won all last season!!! They won 17 games last year bruh and they’re record was 23-32 when they fired that dun!! Since he has the propensity to get at boyz wives/girls my first thought was, “Did that dun try to holler at Jeanie Buss or something bruh?” 

After listenin’ to ESPN’s TrueHoop podcast with Big Wos hollerin’ at Brian Windhorst we find out that not only was the dun gettin’ at Matt’s wife but that he was messin’ around with the same chick that Tim Hardaway Jr. was hangin’ out with last year bruh! Boyz heard the rumors but with Windhorst bringin' it up they must have some legs. 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If the coach is hollerin’ at the same chicks that the players are hollerin’ at it’s absolute chaos out here bruh! Ain’t NOBODY safe around this piece. 

I’m surprised that it took this long for Phil to fire him. He should have been fired once Matt put that two piece and a biscuit on him before the season started. And now we find out that he was wrestlin’ with Hardaway’s girl too. OUTRAGEOUS!!! 

Think about it bruh! The Lakers had the dirtiest back court in the NBA with Fish and Kobe out there! One dun is gonna sleep with ya girl and the other is gonna tell on you if you sleep with someone that ain’t ya girl. Wheredaydodatat? Apparently in the Lakers back court. You already know that if Fish is operatin' like this at 41 he was a monster at 31 or younger buh! 

If I were walkin’ and those two cats pulled up on me and offered me a ride I’d tell them with the quickness that “I’m cool bruh! I’ll walk the remainin’ 10 miles in a foot of snow with hurricane force winds in some flip flops and some Speedos.” If you’ve got a girl/wife don’t introduce her to Fish bruh because that dun’s got an appetite for things already taken. In his R. Kelly Flirt voice Fish be like, “The moral of the story is cuff yo chick. Cause hey, I’m black handsome, I coach, plus I’m rich! I’m a Flirt!!” Stop me when I start lyin’! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1. Spit: verb - to say
2. Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific. 
3. Romie Rome: noun - the nickname for the character named Jerome in the ’90’s sitcom Martin.     

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