How the Pacers completely fell asleep at the wheel before the break! "Daydreamin'"

"I thought you had it! I thought you had it! No, I thought you had it!" 

Nikita Khrushchev, a Soviet Union politician durin' the Cold War, once said, "Do you think when two representatives holding diametrically opposing views get together and shake hands, the contradictions between our systems will simply melt away? What kind of a daydream is that?" Ewan McGregor, the Scottish actor, gave it to us like this, "I'm in a position where I can do many things most people just daydream about." Then Robert Wilson, the famous stage director and playwright, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "My work has always dealt with a kind of space that allows one to daydream." 

Well playas...unfortunately, the NBA isn't that space! The Indiana Pacers got caught daydreamin' on Wednesday night when Charlotte rolled in and put an old school beat down on a boy 117-95. In the last giddy up before the All-Sar break duns were already checked out mentally, physically and emotionally.. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, was lookin' forward to the All-Star break? Why? Because it's no different than cats on a regular job the day before goin' on a much needed vacation. Think about the last time you went on a week's vacation and what you actually did the day before it. You simply went through the motions playboy. You were already checked out and you were like the old timers used to say, "Fully Grown" e.i. 30 years old or older bruh. 

The Pacers team is full of young cats! The oldest dun in the locker room is Monta Ellis and he's 30!!! So you already know that a bunch of 20 something year old men were on some old school O'Jays, "Your body is here with me but your mind is on the other side of town." 

After bein' all knotted up at 25 at the end of the first quarter. They completely fall asleep at the wheel after that. Charlotte opened a can on a boy and went on a 17-4 run to open the second quarter and never looked back. They made Kemba Walker and Jeremy Lamb look like they were back at UConn stuntin' on a boy winnin' a national title. Walker got at them for 25 points and 7 rebounds and Lamb hit 'um up for a cool 16! 

The Pacers defense must have dipped last weekend before they nearly let the dull Lakers score enough points to best them on Monday night. They barely got out of that joint alive with all of the Kobe love goin' on in the buildin' and they completely wet the bed against the Hornets. They let some duns that started last night near the bottom of the NBA in field goal percentage shoot at freakin' 51 percent, had six cats in double figures and allowed them to go 12 of 28 from behind the arc. 

I know Frank Vogel was probably cursin' like a Tom Cat, a sailor at sea and Aunt Ester after Fred called her ugly for the 17th time. It's already hard enough to win in this league without boyz checkin' out 48 minutes early for vacation. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Put it where the goats could get it: verb phrase - to break it down in it's simplest of forms, to make it elementary for the simple minded individuals bruh. 
2) Spit: verb - to say 
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
4) Ms. Jackson: noun - rap song by the group OutKast

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