How the Pacers backcourt turned into the O'Jays in Miami!

"Not only can't I shoot tonight! I can't see a thing bruh!"

Doug Larson, the columnist, once said, "For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work." Boy George tried to get sentimental on us when he said, "Separation penetrates the disappearing person like a pigment and steeps him in gentle radiance. Then Katey Segal, the famous actress, kept it as simple as possible when she spit,"I really like sort of disappearing."

Well playas...the Indiana Pacers were 2-0 on their current road trip rollin' into Miami for the last joint before headin' to the crib. Everybody was in the ride lookin' like they were ready to get it in. Then all of a sudden Monta Ellis and George Hill started singin' some old school O'Jays on a boy and the wheels fell completely off of the joint as the Pacers lost in overtime 101-93. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! You can't win when your backcourt is an O'Jays classic! "Your Body Is Here With Me But Your Mind Is On The Other Side Of Town!" Everybody jumped out of the whip ready to play on Monday night but the freakin' backcourt bruh. PG13 got loose on South Beach and unloaded 31 points and 11 rebounds. The young boy, Myles Turner hit 'um up for 16 points and 5 boards. As the Frenchman, Ian Mahinmi put in a solid performance with 11 points and 6 rebounds. 

Then the dun's in the backcourt got lost somewhere between 1st and Ocean and 17th and Ocean hangin' out on South Beach. These two cats combined for a 2-24 shootin' night! Wheredeydodatat? George Hill had temporary glaucoma and went 0-7 from the field and Monta must have had on some of Grandpa Willie's pop bottle glasses with finger prints all over them when he went 2-17! 

You know I gotta clown these boyz for the sake of clownin' 'um. All in all, it was a great road trip winnin' 2 out of 3. They beat OKC at the crib, knocked off Orlando and took Miami to overtime without a backcourt. Sure, the Heat was banged up with crazy injuries but it balanced the joint out. The Pacers played the entire game without a startin' backcourt. I just hope they get to the eye doctor before Porky's comes to town on Wednesday. Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Porkys: noun - The New York Knicks bruh! Between Derek Fisher and Kurt Rambis they're outta control.

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