Why Porky MUST be runnin' the Knicks bruh! "Foolishness"

Now Kurt I need you to act a complete fool when I'm gone bruh!"

Sophocles, ancient Greek tragedian, once said, "Foolishness is indeed the sister of wickedness." Sacha Guiltry, the French stage actor, gave it to us like this, "Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness." Then Horace, the ancient Roman poet, shut the buildin' down when he spit two of the realist bars ever spoken, "Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment." 

Well playas...Horace would have been on point if he were talkin' to everybody in the world BUT the New York Knicks. These cats have enough foolishness goin' on to add any more to their plate. However, on Monday these duns had to issue a lame excuse for their brand prankin' new head coach, Kurt Rambis. Over the weekend this cat jumped on Twitter and liked a very graphic pornographic tweet of a chick masturbating. You read that right playa! So I don't need to write it again. 

Now let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Knicks just fired Derek Fisher for runnin' up behind players women. Now they'll tell you otherwise but all the real G's out here know the truth. That dun wouldn't listen to Phil when he hollered at him about gettin' at players wives, girlfriends side pieces, etc. He already had a run in with Tim Hardaway Jr.'s girl last season and then Matt Barnes had to tap that dun up before the season started this year for bein' at his crib gettin' at his wife. Then after all of that foolishness he shows up on a family vacation pic with Barnes' wife again lookin' crazy. So Phil and Co. can tell us whatever they want but we know foolishness when we smell it playboy. 

So now, not even two week's on the gig, ole Kurt is actin' a fool. WHO'S RUNNIN' THE KNICKS BRUH? The dun that owns Porky's?  Oh yeah, that dun's name was Porky!!! I don't even blame Fish and Kurt for this foolishness because they were already who they were when they hired them. I blame James Dolan!!!! The team's owner. Why? Because he got suckered by ole smooth talkin' Phil Jackson in the first place. 

I told you boyz that when he ran out and paid Phil $12 million per year that he was makin' a huge mistake because ole boy was out for the bread and the bread only. Ain't Phil the same cat that tried to stick up the Lakers a few years ago? Remember when he told the Lakers that he wanted $15 million per year to coach the home games ONLY? I know you gotta remember that foolishness. That told you right there that he was out for his bread! Then he told Dolan that he was gonna live between New York and LA and be the President of the darn team!! Wheredeydodatat?

So it's not surprisin' that both Fish and Rambis have acted a fool out the gate. Phil isn't thinkin' about runnin' an organization. He's thinkin' about gettin' money as easily as he can get it. Otherwise, you wouldn't have this type of foolishness goin' on. The New York Knicks is Porky's all over again. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) G: noun - short for gangstas but it's really all of the real cats with a little street knowledge. 
4) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for, "Who does that?"

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