"I'm bout to act a fool just because bruh!" |
Well playas...now you can't even curse a boy out when you really want or NEED to anymore because there's no privacy out here whatsoever. Florida's Jim McElwain got in his startin' running back Kelvin Taylor's grip for doin' the throat slash aftet scorin' a touchdown in their game agsinst East Carolina this past Saturday and the joint went viral!
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Y'all know how I do bruh! I normally sit in the cut and listen to all of the duns that think they know what they're talkin' about comment and then I tell you what's really real. In hood terms, I'm like Mary J. Blidge givin' you the 411.
Boyz have been freakin' out for the past few days like ole McElwain was dead wrong for givin' Taylor the "What for." Understand this playa, it's McElwain's team. Therefore, he makes the rules on what's acceptable and what's unacceptable in the world of Florida Gator football. And on some real talk, the only dun that was wrong in this situation was the clown that leaked the tape.
Coaches go nuts EVERYDAY on players for doin' something stupid in their minds. It's the nature of the freakin' beast playboy! Who was the idiot that decided that this situation should be televised along with the sound? That's what I wanna know!
I've heard far worse than that in locker rooms and on the sidelines! Stop it! You sound crazy! When a boy signs up to play the unwritten rule is that "Coach So and So" is now daddy on the field.
Now...does daddy at home always say the right things? Does daddy sometimes take it too far and say some things that he regrets 20 minutes later? Sure he does! How do I know? Because I'm a daddy of two and I'm not perfect. But the intent is always in the right place. So why wouldn't the freakin' coach do the same in an emotional situation from time to time? He's human and he's screws up and goes too far every now and then. However, as long as his intent was in the right place, boyz ain't trippin'.
Again, tell me who the idiot was that felt it necessary to put somebody's kid on blast like that! I'm not mad at McElwain! I'm mad at the dun that tried to elevate his career by embarrassin' somebody's child! That's who I wanna holler at.
Yeah, it was on TV but games are always on TV playa. And you NEVER get the "full curse out" when a boy comes to the sideline after doin' something stupid! And it happens in EVERY game, especially in high school and college. And every now and then you're gonna see a professional get cursed out too. But it's never on TV. Again, bring me the coward that leaked the audio on that joint. Tell him that all of the real G's are lookin' for him.
This ain't about Kelvin Taylor or Jim McElwain! This is about a punk leakin' information that shouldn't have been leaked. It's the same as the dun that works in the front office of a sports franchise that keeps givin' reporters inside information but shows up in the conference room every mornin' smilin' in the owner, GM and coach's face. Straight up coward bruh! Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about bruh and it's non-gender specific.
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