Why the Prosecutor's office knows that LeSean McCoy shouldn't be charged! "Truth"

"You already know bruh!" 

David Tang, the founder of the Shanghai fashion chain, once said, "I can't establish the veracity of what people say because only they know whether they are telling the truth. I can't look into your mind, can I?" Josefina Vazquez Mota, the Mexican businesswoman, gave it to us like this, "There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics." Then Michael Musto, the well-known journalist, broke it down like an O.G. at a playas convention when he spit, "In the last few years, the very idea of telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is dredged up only as a final resort when the alternative options of deception, threat and bribery have all been exhausted."

Well playas...the Philadelphia prosecutor's office is movin' slowly on this Shady McCoy investigation and for good reason. They want to get to the freakin' truth and they aren't lettin' the Fraternal Order of Police punk them into chargin' ole boy for beatin' the brakes off of some off-duty cops that apparently just ran up on the wrong group of cats.  Now we've all heard the report that Shady and his boyz got into a squab with some cats  over a bottle of champagne in a night club a few weeks ago and literally beat the brakes off of them. Now the Philly Police Department is upset that no charges have been filled and that the prosecutor's office had a private meetin' McCoy and his attorney on Tuesday night. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If the prosecutor's hasn't charged a black man with beatin' up police there is way more to this situation than the police  or the prosecutor's wanna tell you. Because you know as well as I do that it takes nothin' for a black man to be arrested in this country. They'll kill a brother for sellin' loose cigarettes!! So you sure aren't gonna beat the dog snot out of some cops and not get charged. Like a said a few weeks ago in the hot joint entitled "Takin' an L" the Philly police and the media are runnin' this joint like Shady knew that he was beatin' the brakes off of some duns that were the police. 

Now both you and I know that while these cats were up in the club stuntin' they weren't advertisin' to boyz that they were cops. You know they were stuntin' because they were in the same space with pro ball players. Now initially boyz were sayin' that the fight started when Shady and crew jumped on these duns over a bottle of champagne but now more information is comin' out that the cop tried to take the bottle that Shady and Co. had already paid for. See it was never about the bottle playboy. It was about respect. These cops tried to punk some cats without tellin' them who they were (cops) and ran into a buzz saw. 

Now on some real talk, they knew who Shady was because he's LeSean McCoy, former running back for the Philadelphia Eagles bruh! EVERYBODY in that town knows who he is. You can't get into it with a boy, get the brakes beat off of you and then pull rank that you're a cop after the fact. C'mon bruh! Unless you told him that you were a cop when you started whoofin' with he and his boyz you can't pull a power move after you get a 2 piece and a biscuit. By not knowin' that you were a cop they treated you like any other cat talkin' crazy and tryin' to punk them over a bottle of champagne. And the DA's office knows that and that's why he hasn't been charged yet. 

Now I get it! They were probably willin' to take the "L' but they got beat so bad that they had to go to the hospital. Now it's gotta be reported because you've got police officers showin' up with broken ribs, possible scull fractures etc. But that's why you can't, as a cop, be in the spot stuntin' and talkin' crazy to boyz without tellin' them that you were cops. The streets are the streets bruh! You know that. 

Now was Shady WRONG for bein' a grown man and fightin' in the club? YOU DARN RIGHT HE WAS! Was he WRONG for bein' a professional athlete fightin' anywhere? ABSOLUTELY!! But hold on a second playboy, were the off-duty cops WRONG for fightin' over a bottle of champagne in the club? YOU DARN RIGHT THEY WERE! Isn't the cop obligated to tell a boy that he's a cop, especially when he's out here talkin' crazy and tryin' to punk to a boy? YOU'RE DARN RIGHT HE IS PLAYA! 

Now should Shady be charged with aggravated assault for beatin' the brakes off of a boy? Absolutely! But not aggravated assault on a police officer because he didn't know the dun was a cop.
 
I don't know where you cats are from but fights don't just pop off. They didn't start scrappin' as soon as the bottle was put on the table. So there was plenty of time to pull out a badge and calm the situation down. But they didn't, gambled on themselves and took a serious "L." 

It's like siblings fightin' upstairs and one cat gets blasted real good but all of the other kids are tryin' to keep that dun from goin' to tell mom downstairs because everybody's gonna get in trouble. However, the dun is bleedin' so bad that they have to tell mom and dad what happened. Everybody else gets a whippin' but the dun that was bleedin' gets a pass because he's hurt. That's what's happenin' in this case bruh and the DA knows it. That's why they're dragging' their feet on it. 

What the off-duty cops didn't realize was that the police academy's trainin' didn't prepare them to fight with a freakin' machine. Professional athletes are machines! They may look like you but they make a livin' with their bodies. So even though that dun was out kickin' it and drinkin' like the rest of the boyz in the club. He eats all of the right foods, probably has a nutritionist, a chef and a trainer. You can't go toe to toe with him. 

Next time you're in the club tryin' to stunt tell a boy that you're a cop first. Then he probably would have just bought you the freakin' bottle and saved himself the hassle of bein' arrested on some BS. And if you're not goin' to tell a boy that you're a cop then just take the "L" like a regular cat and keep it movin'! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb- to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Squab: verb - to fight
4) O.G.: noun - original gangsta, old head that knows the streets

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