Why the Pacers are makin' boyz re-read their Ghetto Survival Handbooks out here! "Caution"

"You boyz better recognize what's real out here playa! 

Venus Williams once said, "I'm this overachiever type, I'll just work and work and I'll just do it over and over and over again." Tyra Banks broke it down like this, "I know I'm an overachiever, and I'm not apologetic about it." Then Rick Pitino got real slick on a boy when he spit, "The term 'overachiever' sort of makes it look like the person has mediocre talent and he just works so hard that he achieves beyond what you would think. 'Overachiever' is sort of a - it's sort of an incorrect term. An overachiever is someone that's just willing to pay the price to get so much more out of his performance."

Well playas...Paul George and the Indiana Pacers are payin' so much of a price to get more out of their performance that boyz startin' to owe them change, some ole school food stamps and an EBT card. In the second game of a 4 game stretch out west they jumped all over the Los Angeles Clippers in the middle of the night 103-91 to win their 6th straight ball game. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Unless you're a Pacers fan you don't realize how much these cats are bangin' right now! Last week I wrote the Hot Joint entitled "NUTS" that simply stated that Paul George is EASILY the 3rd best player in the NBA and boyz literally went nuts tryin' to refute it! However, they couldn't come up with a dun outside of LeBron and Steph that was playin' better basketball on BOTH ends of the floor night in and night out! So I rested my case! 

Only Steph Curry has more 30 point games than he does at 11 and Young Russ is tied with him with for 2nd place with 7 games. It's NUTS!!!!! So on Wednesday night he and the homies pull up in this funky blue and gold '64 Impala sittin' on them thangs as they went to work on these boyz from LA. 

Obviously PG was drivin' the joint as he came out of the driver's side door with 31 points, 10 rebounds, threw 4 dimes and stole a boy 3 times.  Rodney Stuckey was ridin' shotgun and lit 'um up for 18, Ian Mahinmi confused a boy when they saw a black man speakin' fluent French comin' out of the back seat as he blasted 'um with 14 and grabbed 7 off of the glass. Jordan Hill, a dun that used to live in the neighborhood, surprised them when he came out of the trunk with 13! Just as they thought the barrage was over Monte Ellis and C.J. Miles kicked in the front door and finished them off with 10 a piece. 

I don't know why boyz wanna sleep on these cats from Indiana thinkin' that it's country and that they don't have real playas out here? But the rules of the streets still apply bruh. Rule 1 Section 2 Article 3 of the Ghetto Survival Handbook simply states, "If you sleep on a boy he's eventually gonna run up on you and get you. Proceed with extreme caution around these parts playa."  

After startin' the season with 3 straight losses these duns in the Impala have won 12 out of 14 and the only two losses durin' that stretch was a 4 point loss on the road to Cleveland and a 1 point loss in Chi-town. 

Now that the Pacers are earnin' some ghetto stripes out here they won't be sneakin' up on too many other cats. Now the alarm is goin' off when they roll into town. So when they pull up in Portland tonight boyz are goin' to be checkin' ID's, finger prints and makin' a boy cough! The INDIANA PACERS are officially the real deal and it's about time boyz outside of Indiana realize that. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Slick: adjective - to be smooth and suave on a boy
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it non-gender specific. 
4) Dime: verb - to throw assists 

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