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Well playas...we don't wanna go everywhere today, we just want to stick with simple logic in poppin' out the Top 4 teams that will compete for a national title. However, because we're dealin' with creatures of emotion with this College Football Playoff Committee we might end up ANYWHERE bruh! So now that all of regular season games are over, well...except for the Army/Navy game. Will somebody PLEASE tell me why that trash is on NATIONAL television? College football fans ain't watchin' that foolishness! Yeah, I know that it's a traditional feel good story of our soldiers playin' a worthless game but they aren't even real football players and it's become a waste of good eye balls and time to watch! There aren't any more Roger Staubach's runnin' out of the tunnel bruh. Stop it! You sound crazy even tryin' to defend that foolishness. Unless you went to either of those academies boyz aren't interested.
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Everybody won yesterday that was supposed to win and Oklahoma watched the joint with their feet kicked up in Norman! So now usin' simple logic it should be easy to rank the duns and go to the crib. I know I heard ole boy that's the head of the committee sayin' last night that they were goin' to spend the entire night workin' on it and then be up meetin' again at 7:30 this mornin'!
For what bruh! There's no need to think at this point! Clemson won EVERY freakin' game and finished 13-0! They should be No.1!! Oklahoma should be No.2! Why? Because they're playin' better football than any of the 4 teams left for consideration. They're balanced on offense and they've got a defense that's out of this world. Even though they're playin' better football than anybody they've got a loss. So you can't put them at No.1 usin' simple logic!!
Then Alabama should be No.3 because they're the next best team standin'! What else do you have to discuss? Michigan State beat Iowa in a great game in Indianapolis and they round out the top 4! That took all of 30 seconds to write down usin' what? Simple logic!
However, if you sat and listened to these fake media-types on TV after the games on Saturday night you'd think that the dope man slipped 90 percent of them some bad drugs before they went on air. I heard duns that were former college and pro coaches and players tryin' to tell me that Alabama should be No.1 because they won the SEC! WHAT!!??
First of all, Alabama's got a loss and the SEC was trash this year! They played a Florida team for the SEC title that were ranked 100th in the country in total offense and 80th in scorin' offense with a quarterback that couldn't throw the ball over his shoulder!
The Big Ten finished the season as the best conference pimpin'! They had 3 of the Top 6 teams in the country left standin' AFTER the regular season was over! Not in the fabricated pre-season rankings where the SEC always looks good because duns are ridin' their coat tails. The Big Ten FINISHED with 5 teams in the Top 15! No other conference can say that! Boyz always wanna holler SEC because freakin' Alabama, LSU and Florida are carryin' them every year!! They rank duns from the SEC high as a kite in the pre-season EVERY year and then they start disappearin' by mid-season but nobody sees that. These fake media-types had the nerve to have Auburn No.6 in the pre-season and LSU was No.2 like week 3 and both those fools were trash by seasons end! Did I mention that Georgia just fired a boy for wettin' the bed too much? Stop it! You sound crazy!
Then those same clowns on TV were legitimately tryin' to justify why Clemson wasn't the No.1 team in the country when they are the ONLY team that finished undefeated!! Stop right there bruh and check those dun's blood pressure and take a urine sample. I need a drop on these fools right now. But whatever you do, take these duns off of TV. Stop tryn' to pump up the SEC like we can't see and count!
Those 7 straight titles won by the SEC were won by 4 teams and 3 of them were won by freakin' Alabama!!! In addition, Florida won 2, LSU won 1 and the Auburn Cam Newtons won 1! Stop hollerin' about the entire conference! There are 14 teams in the conference not 3 and a half! The rest of those duns are trash!!!
Half of the Big Ten was in contention for the Top 4 at some point durin' the season! So in 2015 the Big Ten was the best conference not the SEC. So don't try to tell me that Bama should be No.1 because they won a trash conference and still had one loss. That's completely disrespectful to Clemson and the rest of the teams and conferences competin'. Simple logic! I just hope that the folks on the committee have more sense than these cats on TV and stop me when I start lyin'!
TheJayGravesReport Top 4
1) Clemson
2) Oklahoma
3) Alabama
4) Michigan State
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
2) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to.
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