How Monta Ellis switched seats with PG & leaned the joint back like an old pimp! "Lunch Money"

"Relax playboy! I got this!" 

David Brin, the award-winning author of science fiction, once said, "When it comes to privacy and accountability, people always demand the former for themselves and the latter for everyone else." Stephen Covey, the author of 'Seven Habits of Highly Effective People', gave it to use like a G standin' on the block hollerin' at all the young thunder cats when he said, "Accountability breeds response-ability." Then Stephen Baldwin, the famous actor and director, spit what boyz needed to hear when he let this one go, "I learned in an extremely hard way that the accountability falls with me." 

Well playas...Monta Ellis must have been listenin' to these duns because he quickly understood that his homeboyz needed him on Friday night. In order to get out of Bankers Life Fieldhouse alive against their Eastern Conference rival, the Miami Heat, ole boy had to be accountable. On a night when Paul George struggled early on Monta stepped his game up to carry the Pacers to a 96-83 win. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Neither Paul George nor the always hot CJ Miles could find a bucket on Friday night! PG eventually finished the evenin' shootin' 7-17 for 23 points, which for normal human beings ain't a bad night but for the 3rd best player in the NBA it was a struggle. CJ couldn't hit the side of a barn on a boy! Better yet, he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. Naw playa, he couldn't hit an elephant in the butt with a bass fiddle with magnifyin' glasses on! And that's the edited version! Ole boy shot 5-18 for 12 points. 

However, boyz have been ridin' around with Monta in the whip the entire season just waitin' for him to explode. When he saw cats weren't shootin' like they normally do he turned the music up and cracked the window so that EVERYBODY could see him show out. He told PG to switch seats with him so that he could drive. Now he insisted that PG get in the passenger seat and both CJ and Ian Mahinmi remain in the back because he still needed a boy to hold it down for him when it got thick. 

Monta leaned the seat back like an old pimp in the parkin' lot after the club lets out. Then he unloaded 24 points, threw 6 dimes, stole 6 boyz lunch money and grabbed 4 joints off of the glass. At that point he took the pressure off everybody else. Ian went to the trunk and drained 18 points and grabbed 12 rebounds. Something that boyz begged ole "Skittles and Lemonheads" to do last year but that dun was adamant about just sittin' in the ride eatin' candy and listenin' to Luther Vandross while the rest of the gang fought for their lives EVERY night. Thank God for the Los Angeles Lakers! 

Now you've got a team FULL of boyz that understands what it means to be accountable to one another. If PG is strugglin' everybody in the car knows that they'll be asked to pick up the slack. Monta did what a real G is supposed to do. If your boy can't get a shot off then you've got to get some off. Like I told you boyz a month ago in the Hot Joint entitled "Baddest Dude" that the Pacers would only go as far as Monta Ellis will take them. Why? Because he's the Alpha Male in that locker room. PG isn't the Alpha playa! He's a really nice dude that can hoop! In order to be the team that they need to be, Monta will have to become the leader they need for him to be. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) G: noun - short for gangsta
2) Thunder cats: noun - the young aggressive cats comin' up in the hood that tend not to listen to boyz that know more than they do. 
3) Spit: verb - to say
4) Dun: noun - the person in question.dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
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