Why boyz are frontin' as to why Peyton Manning will end up on the bench! "Blasé"

"Maaaaan!"

William Author Ward, the famous writer, once said, "It is wise to direct your anger towards problems - not people; to focus your energies on answers - not excuses." Andrew Lansley, the British conservative politician, gave it to us like this, "Peer pressure and social norms are powerful influences on behavior, and they are classic excuses." Then Mason Cooley, the well-known aphorist, spit some serious fire when he said, "Excuses change nothing, but make everyone feel better."

Well playas...boyz are makin' all kinds of excuses in Denver on Monday to make cats feel better about ole dull Peyton Manning but is changes nothin'. Now the word is that ole boy has a partially torn plantar fascia in his left foot. They're sayin' that he aggravated the injury back on November 8th when they played the Colts. The word is that he's been goin' through treatment for the past week or so etc. etc. etc.! In my Ty Dollar $ign voice, "Blasé, Blasé'!"

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! It's easier to tell a boy that Peyton Manning is on the bench because he's hurt as opposed to sayin' that he's been benched because he's dull! Don't start tellin' boyz about the freakin' injuries because EVERYBODY is injured! It's the freakin' NFL for cryin' out loud and it's Week 9!!!! Who's not hurt? 

I know you don't wanna embarrass that dun by benchin' him because of his performance but it is what it is playa. Everybody and their baby's momma's momma saw him make a complete fool of himself on Sunday! We know that he's a freakin' shell of himself so stop the charade! If you wanna tell me that he's got hemorrhoids, poison ivy and glaucoma that's fine. And you can even throw in that he needs a toe nail transplant with a testicular make over but everybody saw that dun look horrible on Sunday. So whatever you wanna come up with is fine with me just don't put that dun back out on the field. Blasé, Blasé! 

Tell me that he's gotta have a butt cheek replacement and the only cheek available is from a dun sittin' on death row in the Super Max  but you gotta wait until he dies and he's got no execution date!

Stop makin' excuses for a cat that should have retired two years ago easy and now Father Time is forcin' him to sit down. Father Time is undedefeated and Peyton Manning is just another hard headed cat standin' in the way! Stop me when I start lyin'! Blasé, Blasé! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1)  Aphorist: noun - a boy that spits the truth or makes astute observations. For all of you simple minded individuals, a dun that keeps it all the way 100! 
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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