The REAL reason boyz are afraid to call Steve Spurrier what he is! "A Quitter"

"Man y'all can have this bruh!"

Horace, the ancient Roman poet, once said, “We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.” Stephen Covey, the author of ‘Seven Habits of Highly Successful People’ broke it down like this, “You can retire from a job, but don’t ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life.” Then Louis Armstrong spit some serious fire when he dropped this on a boy, “Musicians don’t retire; they stop when there’s no more music in them.”

Well playas…on Monday night the Head Ball Coach, Steve freakin’ Spurrier stopped when there was no more football left in him. Ole boy told his players and coaches that he was retirin’ and that it was effective immediately. For all of you simple minded individuals that means that he was about to bounce as soon as he finished hollerin’ at a boy.

Everybody and they baby’s momma’s momma is sendin’ well wishes to a cat that gave college football so much over the years. Spurrier’s career numbers were ridiculous bruh. He had a record of 228-89-5 in 25 seasons with a national title and six SEC championships. He became the all-time wins leader at both Florida and South Carolina. Only the great Bear Bryant was able to lead 2 SEC schools in wins.

But let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Everybody is showin’ luv like Tela right now but NOBODY wants to call Spurrier’s abrupt retirement what it is! That dun quit on his team playboy! South Carolina has been dull through 6 ball games this season startin’ 2-4 with an 0-4 record in the SEC! So that dun quit and left everybody hangin’ includin’ the most important people in the freakin’ wreckage, THE PLAYERS!

Boyz tried to talk him into retirin’ after last season. He thought about it after fallin’ to 7-6 after postin’ 3 straight 11 win seasons with 3 straight Top 10 finishes. He’s 70 years old for cryin’ out loud bruh! It was time but that dun wanted to be hard headed and came back for more.

However, when it went dull he quit on a boy! You can try to call it whatever you want to and sugar coat what just happened in Columbia on Monday night but that dun simply quit when it got out of hand. How do you look 100 plus players and coaches in the face and tell them that you’re about to bounce in the only life boat in the freakin’ buildin'? I’ll tell you how playa, when you simply don’t care anymore! And you don't care about the fund left in the boat. When you’re loyalties are only to yourself!

Spurrier was like the dun in the Titanic that said, "Woman and children only," started shootin' at boyz, then got in the boat and bounce leavin' everybody else to drown. 

If they weren’t 0-4 in the SEC he’d be at work today but since they’re dull he looked at his resume and dipped, leavin’ everybody else to pick up the pieces. Nobody wants to say it so I will! I would have had more respect for a boy if he’d made the same announcement on Monday night but said he that was leavin’ AFTER the season was over.

A real G stays in the ride with a boy until the fight is over. They don’t bail because the other cats pulled up with the too many gangtas. Was he a helluva coach? Sure he was! Was he a pioneer in the game? You darn right he was! And that's the edited version! But did he quit on his team? He ABSOLUTELY did and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Tela: noun – rapper from Memphis that had a song called “Sho Nuff” where the hook was “Girls in the club showin’ luv shakin’ etc. etc. etc.”
3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
4) Dip: verb – to leave
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