Why Chuck Pagano is startin' to sound like Charlie Brown's teacher! "Sweathogs"

"You think these duns listenin' to me bruh? Naw playa!" 

Michael Ian Black, the actor and comedian, once said, "Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic but don't give it more attention than it deserves." Vince Lombardi broke it down like this, "Once you agree upon the price you and your family must pay for success, it enables you to ignore the minor hurts, the opponent's pressure, and the temporary failures." Rick Pitino was in the middle of a three way call with the dull NCAA and Katina Powell when he shouted, "I ignore the jealous, I ignore the malicious, I ignore the ignorant, and I ignore the paranoid. If the shoe fits anyone, wear it."

Well playas...it looks like the Colts have completely ignored every word that Chuck Pagano and his staff have said in the past week because they looked a hot mess on Sunday against New Orleans. When a boy calls a dull fake punt with 16 minutes left in the game and he's only down 6 points against the best team in the league cats start to take matters into their own hands bruh. So on Sunday the Colts showed to play the worst defense in the National Football League and unfortunately, Indy looked like the worst team in the league, ten fold. The Saints beat the brakes off of them 27-21! Please don't let the score fool you playboy. They got blasted!!! The score was not indicative of the foolishness that took place in Indianapolis on Sunday. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! When duns lose confidence in the cat that's in charge it shows like a G string on a big girl with plumber's crack. The Colts were outplayed by a bunch of cats that seemingly couldn't tie their shoes and chew gum at the same time comin' into this game and before the Colts could manage to record a first down the Saints were up 20 points. Wheredeydodatat? In Lucas Oil Stadium apparently! 

Yeah bruh, Chuck Pagano is talkin' and nobody's listenin' these days. He soundin' like Charlie Brown's teacher at this point. "Wa wa wa Wa Wa wa wa!!" He may as well be speakin' ebonics at an Amish weddin' reception. Even if they were listenin' to him they couldn't understand him at this point because they've lost all confidence in him. 

I've been sayin' all week that ole boy needs to just say "My bad" on the dull fake punt situation and move on. Instead, every time he was asked about that foolishness he kept tryin' to justify why he called it. And every time he did that he lost another boy'z confidence in him. So when they showed up Sunday smellin' like hot garbage and mayonnaise stinkin' up the joint is wasn't a surprise. 

When the worst defense in the league has Andrew Luck 9 of 19 for 79 yards with 2 dull picks in the first half that's a problem bruh. Yeah he finished the day 23 of 44 for 333 yards and three touchdowns but they were so deep in the hole that it only looks good on paper. They scored those 3 touchdowns in the final 19 minutes of the game after being' down 27-0!! And on some real talk, the dull defensive back fell down on the two joints that he hit T.Y. Hilton on. Somebody needs to check that dun's bank account in the mornin'! 

Remember when boyz were hollerin' during' the off-season about how the Colts were a Super Bowl pick? Now they look like they should be in the toilet bowl! And that's the edited version. They can't get Pagano's house packed up fast enough. By the time the Saints scored their 27th point the realtor was in his front yard plantin' the "For Sale" sign and some dun was inside tryin' to stage the joint for the open house tomorrow. AIN'T NO WAY he's gonna survive this playa. Not after that performance and not after his continual denial of just how big the fake punt blunder was. 

I've been sayin' that they'll still win 10 games and make the playoffs because they're in the dull AFC South but as bad as they looked on Sunday they may have problems winnin' 7 bruh. I mean, I'm not tryin' to kick a boy when he's down but when a team stops listenin' to the person drivin' the bus it becomes chaos real quick. It's like teachin' the Sweathogs on homecomin' weekend. How can you prepare for a game when all you can hear is Wa wa, wa wa wa wa WA!!! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
2) Sweathog: noun - the characters in the '70's sitcom "Welcome Back Carter." They were the out of control students in the Mr. Carter's class that he couldn't do anything with. 

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