How Roger Goodell is about to make ANOTHER fool of himself goin' after Manziel! "Poetry"

"Y'all already know I can't help myself bruh!" 
Grayson Carter, the editor of Vanity Fair, once said, "Arrogance, ignorance, and incompetence. Not a pretty cocktail of personality traits in the best of situations. No sirree. Not a pretty cocktail in an office-mate and not a pretty cocktail in a head of state. In fact, in a leader, it's a lethal cocktail." John C. Maxwell, the famous author, broke it down like this, "There are two kinds of pride, both good and bad. 'Good pride' represents our dignity and self-respect. 'Bad pride' is the deadly sin of superiority that reeks of conceit and arrogance." Then John F. Kennedy walked in like a real O.G. and shut the joint down when he spit, 'When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations. When power narrows the area of man's concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of existence. When power corrupts, poetry cleanses."

Well playas...somebody needs to read a heavy dose of some William Shakespeare, Maya Angelou, Langston Hughes and Edgar Allen Poe to ole dull Roger Goodell because that dun has got to be the most arrogant cat in the freakin' world. Now the NFL under the watchful eye of this cat is lookin' to possibly discipline Johnny Manziel because of the traffic stop a few weeks ago that involved him arguin' with his girl. These duns are talkin' about suspendin' him with pay even though the investigation isn't complete. 

Actually there's nothin' to investigate because the freakin' police report CLEARLY states that ole boy got into it with his girl on the drive to the crib in which she was drunk and he wasn't. She tried to get out of the ride while the joint was movin' and he restrained her. Like I said in my Hot Joint entitled "Sit Down" where I broke down the whole incident because these naive media types act like they've never had a woman in their twenties when they were young thunder cats themselves. Well, I guess you would have had to have been a young thunder cat in order understand what a boy is sayin'! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This is the exact same foolishness that Roger Goodell keeps gettin' himself into year after year, incident after incident. Like I keep sayin' bruh, stay in the football business and get out of the disciplinary action business. If the police didn't charge ole boy with a crime then its over. Goodall is tryin' to play in the freakin' grey area and that's where he keeps gettin' the pie mushed in his face. 

The dun is usin' the portion of the personal conduct policy that says, "If an investigation leads the Commissioner to believe that you may have violated this Policy by committing any of the conduct identified above, he may act where the circumstances and evidence warrant doing so. This decision will not reflect a finding of guilt or innocence and will not be guided by the same legal standards and considerations that would apply in a criminal trial."

Stop right there bruh! If the decision will not reflect a findin' of guilt or innocence then what the heck are we doin'? And that's the edited version. Now you're pullin' boyz over searchin' rides and plantin' dope! If that's the case then I'm like ole boy in the movie Malcolm X, "That's too much power for one man to have."

The policy  goes on to list several forms of "prohibited actions" bruh, two of which are "Actual or threatened physical violence against another person, including dating violence, domestic violence, child abuse, and other forms of family violence" and "Conduct that poses a genuine danger to the safety and well-being of another person." 

Okay, I get all of that playa but where does "My girl was drunk and tryin' to get out of the whip while I drivin' and I was literally keepin' this broad from killin' herself" fit into this foolishness. So would Roger Goodell rather Johnny Football let the chick jump out of the ride and die? C'mon man this is stupid!! 

Then why are you suspendin' a boy and payin' him? That's the dumbest rule EVER. If a boy walks up on me and says, "Jay we're gonna have to suspend you for the rest of the year but we're gonna pay you your full salary." That's not a suspension bruh! THAT'S PAID VACATION!! Like when Goodell put Adrian Peterson on the Commissioner's Exempt List for beaten the brakes off of his kid. He got paid his full salary! That wasn't a freakin' punishment. That simply added another year to his career and his knees! He lost nothin' bruh! 

Where does the foolishness stop? Johnny Manziel isn't even playin' right now. So to suspend him with pay is asinine! You just gave a dun that wants to party a freakin' license to party. Johnny Football doesn't bit more wanna play football than Meek Mill wants to REALLY beef with Drake.  He's just out there wantin' to be famous!!!!

Goodell, stay in your lane pimpin' because you keep crossin' the line and you keep gettin' embarrassed because your joints keep losin' in court. Your track record is terrible bruh! Stop it! You sound and look crazy at this point. Leave that man alone. If the police found no fault in him keepin' the broad from doin' something stupid then it's over. Where's that's poetry that ole boy was talkin' about earlier and stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Crib: noun - house, home, etc. 
4) Young Thunder Cat: noun - a young boy with some swag and some hustle behind him. The type of cat that has no problem gettin' women. 

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1 comment:

  1. "Goodell, stay in your lane pimpin' because you keep crossin' the line and you keep gettin' embarrassed because your joints keep losin' in court." Real spit Jay!!!! I say this all the time. And this clown HAS a legal education. He has already made the game/league laughable in so many arenas...he just needs to collect his ridiculous $40m/yr salary and go away!!!

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