Why Glen Rice Jr. has to be one of the DUMBEST human beings alive bruh! "Split Wigs"

"Yeah...I can be that stupid bruh!" 

Marcus Tillius Cicero, the ancient Roman philosopher, once said, "Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error." Nia Vardalos, the famous actress, gave it to us like this, "You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just jump into things. I'm sort of a fearless idiot that way." Then Robert Webb, the English comedian, spit some genius O.G. knowledge to a boy when he dropped, "Missing out an apostrophe or two does not make you an idiot. But equating party allegiance with nationhood certainly makes you a thug. And thugs don't often notice that they're thugs, usually because they're also idiots."

Well playas...there's certainly one idiot that will try to act like he didn't know that he was a thug until he literally got popped twice in Atlanta on Sunday. Former Washington Wizard and NBA D-league player now lookin' for a job hooper Glen Rice Jr., son of former NBA star Glen Rice was shot outside of T.I.'s new restaurant Scales 925 on Sunday. Here's the deal bruh, not only was this dun shot in the leg in the mist of squabbin' with a boy after they were thrown out of the spot for gettin' into it inside. He was then arrested for havin' 240 grams of weed in his backpack left at the scene with his freakin' passport in it. And the surveillance cameras picked up that fool throwin' a stolen gun (registered to a boy in Chattanooga) down a stairwell as he was tryin' to bounce. 

Hold on a second bruh! That dun had darn near a half pound of weed with a passport in the SAME bag! I guess if he lost the weed he wanted boyz to make sure they knew who to return it to or thank. 

Let me run that back playa just in case you didn't pick all of that up. This fool gets into an argument inside the joint, gets kicked out and instead of just goin' to the crib he continues with the foolishness outside knowin' that he 's got a freakin' half pound of weed on him, a burner and his passport. IDIOT!!!!

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! How stupid can one individual be bruh? He already doesn't have a freakin' job because he can't stay in the NBA or the even the D-League for that matter. He was drafted in 2012 in the second round by the Washington Wizards after he got kicked off of the team at Georgia Tech for bein' an idiot and hangin' out with an idiot. 

He was pulled over after leavin' a spot were shots had been fired. His boy, Steven Pryor, was in the passenger seat and admitted to police that he shot his gun but insisted that it was an accident. So they popped him for dischargin' a firearm while under the influence. They also charged Rice with essentially bein' an idiot and havin' a fool in the car with him but technically chargin' him with permittin' unlawful operatin' a vehicle.  Well...they had to put something on the report right? As a result he was kicked off of the team at Georgia Tech. 

So fastfoward to Sunday night, guess who the dun was that swooped Glen up in the Porsche after he got out there tryin' to be Billy Bad Ass and got shot? Steven Pryor! Glen Rice is still hangin' out with idiots bein' an idiot! Oh and by the way, embarrassin' the heck out of his old man. And that's the edited version. What did your old dude ALWAYS tell you before you left the house bruh? "Don't go out there and embarrass the family name! My name is all I got!" I know that dun has heard that a million times over but he keeps on actin' a fool anyway. Why? Because he's an idiot! 

Now he may not be good enough to play in the NBA or even the D-League at this point because the dun has been on several D-League rosters. If the cat could just stay out of trouble for 20 minutes he could play overseas, probably. He could try to pull a Juwanna Mann and play in the WNBA but he'd get into a fight out there and get his wig pulled off or split dependin' upon who he tries to step to. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) O.G.: noun - original gangsta or in layman's terms the older yet wiser hustler that mentors the young cats comin' up on the ways of the streets. 
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
4) Squabbin': verb - to all out fight with a boy. 
5) Juwanna Mann: noun - a movie about a dun that got kicked out of the NBA but refused to give up his dream of playin' pro ball. So he dressed in drag and played in the women's league. 

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