Why ANYONE that thinks Patriots vs. Colts is a rivalry is DELUSIONAL! "IT AIN'T"

"We bout to put that thang on ya'll again! You know that right?"

Bodhidharma, the ancient Buddhist monk, once said, "The ignorant mind, with its infinite afflictions, passions, and evils, is rooted in the three poisons. Greed, anger, and delusion." Guru Nanak, the founder of Sikhism, gave it to us like this, "Let no man in the world live in delusion. Without a Guru none can cross over to the other shore." Then Carl Sagan, the astronomer and cosmologist, broke it down like a G at a pimp convention rockin' some purple gators when he spit, "For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."

 Well playas...somebody needs to teach that freakin' class in Indianapolis because there are way too many duns walkin' around this piece persistin' in delusion. All week everywhere I've gone in this town boyz have been talkin' about the rivalry game happenin' this Sunday! I'm still tryin' to figure out what game they're talkin' about bruh because the joint poppin' off Sunday night at Lucas Oil Stadium AIN'T NO RIVALRY GAME! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! In order for a boy to be a rivalry game it's gotta be a battle! It's gotta be back and forth with wins and losses! In order to be a rivalry somebody's got take a boyz sneakers one day and then get beat down the next day for steppin' out of line.

All I'm seein' is the Patriots takin' sneakers and lunch money and slappin' boyz in the back of the head and keepin' it pushin'! The Colts aren't puttin' up a fight bruh! They're actually takin' their shoes off and emptyin' their pockets when the Patriots pull up on their bicycles.

Oh I'm lyin to you bruh? In 79 meetings All-Time the Patriots are 49-29! They're 4-1 in the postseason against these duns! They've got a current win streak since 2010 of 6-0! They're 14-6 against the Colts since 2000! The last 4 times they've played the Colts they beaten them by an average of 29 points playa! 

If this were high school or college ball the Colts would be the duns the Patriots schedule for homecomin'. So stop callin' this a rivalry because it AIN'T! It's more like a boy gettin' bullied in front of Big Momma and all she can do is curse a boy out for botherin' her baby.

Here's the sad piece about this upcomin' game bruh. It's gonna be the prime time game! That means that EVERYBODY in America is gonna see it! If it were a 1pm kickoff most of America doesn't see the joint because they'll be watchin' their respective teams, at church, brunch/dinner, sleep, etc. But at 8:30pm Eastern time a boy has nothin' else better to do than to watch a cage match with a bully and a dun that can't beat him if he cheated.

Now don't get mad it me playa. I'm just statin' the facts. I'm not runnin' around here lyin' to myself and tellin' boyz that the Colts have a chance at winnin' this game. Naw playa, I'm dealin' in reality over here and it doesn't matter if Andrew Luck, Matt Hesselback or Mickey Mouse is playin' quarterback. The Colts don't have an answer for the Patriots' offense and it is what it is. The last few times they've played the Pats have put up 200 plus yards on the ground on these boyz and that's before Tom Brady even got dress!!

Now I'm not sayin' that the Colts suck because they don't! They'll still win 10 or 11 games bruh! They'll win the AFC South because they're freakin' 16-0 in that division. So they'll make the playoffs! They've just gotta hope somebody knocks off New England before they get to them because the Colts have no answer for them. Their front 7 is still suspect and the defensive secondary is a mess and New England has their number.

Go ahead and enjoy the weekend festivities but just stop tellin' boyz that it's a rivalry because IT AIN'T! The numbers don't lie and stop me when I start lyin!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) G: noun - short for gangsta, in layman's terms the older yet wiser cat on the block that schools the young cats comin' up.
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.

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