Why Master P sounds like HE'S on drugs tryin' to blame Kobe for Lamar's situation! "Loyalty"

Kobe: "What?"  P:"Man I was just talkin' to be talkin' bruh!"
Robert A. Heinlein, the science fiction writer, once said, "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." Albert Einstein broke it down like this,"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has it's limits." Then P.J. O'Rourke, the political satirist, journalist and author, shut the buildin' down when he spit, "Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundemental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, greed and love of power." 

Well playas...earlier this week Master P passed the stupidity test and now he needs to be tested for drugs. Why? Because this dun told a cat from TMZ that Kobe is essentially to blame for Lamar Odom's current situation because he didn't use his power with the Lakers to get ole boy back on the team. WHAT!!!?? 

This is what that fool said out loud bruh, "If Kobe was his friend  ... Kobe, like, owns the team. He could've got the man back on the team ... that's all he wanted." So in other words, if Kobe would have gotten him back on the team that would have cured his drug problem? Wheredeydodatat?

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Not only does P need to be drug tested but he needs a freakin' CT scan too! Lamar Odom is a DRUG ADDICT bruh! He wants to get high more than he wants to play basketball or anything else for that matter! That's why they call it bein' an addict. At this point he's outta control. 

Now the first thing that comes out of P's mouth is that he's from the streets. Well...if he's from the streets playboy, then he should know first hand how a drug addict operates. A dun on drugs will do anything to get high regardless of whether he or she is obligated to be anywhere else! That's why these clowns in the streets make so much bread off of them, they're gone bruh. Out of their minds!!!

So how is it Kobe's fault that Lamar is fightin' for life today in a Las Vegas hospital? Kobe's not crazy! He loves Lamar but he loves himself even more. He's not about to put his professional reputation on the line for a cat, that he cares deeply for, I might add, that has a drug addiction. You sound like a darn fool even suggestin' that he should have done anything close to that. And that's the edited version.

Can you imagine Kobe pullin' strings to get "O" back on the team and that dun comes up missin' in the middle of the season or in the middle of a road strip somewhere in a city that isn't loyal to him? That would be even more tragic bruh! He needs help not a locker in the Lakers facility.

You put him on the team with the problems that he's got and it would have exploded in everybody's face. P knows better than that! He's just talkin' to be talkin' because he can't be that stupid or naïve. He's made too much bread to be that stupid. So he's just talkin' for the hell of it at this point.  

Sometimes it's just best to not even comment. When a boy sticks a mic in your face ask yourself one simple question, "Will I make a fool of myself by answerin' this joint?" If the answer is "yes" shut up and put your groceries in the ride and drive off. Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1)Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific.
3) Wheredeydodatat: hood for, "Who does that bruh?" 

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