How Urban Meyer turned into Bernie Mac when he found out about JT Barrett gettin' popped!

"Forgive me America! Ima have to strangle this boy!
I told you that you couldn't have no milk and cookies!"

Marcus Aurelius,  the ancient Roman Emperor, once said, "Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking." Henry Ford stood up and shouted, "Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it." Then Hillary Clinton broke it down so that it would forever be broken, "We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society." 

Well playas...Ohio State's J.T. Barrett needs to not only be thinkin' about the individual but he also needs to be thinkin' about his freakin' TEAM too! On Saturday mornin' this dun got popped drivin' drunk tryin' to avoid a checkpoint near campus. They released him to his boy Cardale Jones shortly afterwards! 

Now let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He just got the startin' job back from Cardale last week bruh! Now he's suspended for next week's game against dull Minnesota on November 7th. They're off this week that's why the dun was out on a Friday night  gettin' popped, literally! In my Vince Lombardi voice, "What the hell is goin' on out here!?" 

Naw playa, when they called Urban Meyer  this mornin' he turned into Bernie Mac on a boy lookin' J.T.! "Somebody better tell me what the hells goins on! I know that!!! I don't wanna hear NOTIN'! NOTIN'!"

This is the reason why college coaches lose their freakin' minds bruh! You're coachin' 18 to 22 years olds and they may do ANYTHING on you. He's tryin' to compete for a NATIONAL TITLE again and the dun that you just gave the keys to the Bentley to is out here drunk playin' in traffic! 

But you already know that J.T. will be startin' in two weeks playboy. Why? Because Urban gets paid to win games at Ohio State not to worry about how it's gonna look when he starts that dun against Illinois on November 14th. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Popped: verb - arrested
2) Popped: adjective - to be drunk
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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