Why Kobe FINALLY realizes that he's makin' a fool of himself at this point! "Strange'"

"Whatcha say der boi!"

David Icke, the English writer, once said, "The human race is a herd. Here we are, unique, eternal aspects of consciousness with an infinity of potential, and we have allowed ourselves to become an unthinking, unquestioning blob of conformity and uniformity. A herd. Once we concede to the herd mentality, we can be controlled and directed by a tiny few. And we are." John Monks, a member of the House of Lords in the UK, broke it down real simple like when he said, "I concede nothing until they throw dirt on my face." Then Michael Shermer, the well-known science writer, dove into the pool on the deep end and shouted, "We do not just blindly concede control to authorities; instead we follow the cues provided by our moral communities on how best to behave."

Well playas...Kobe Bryant is startin' to follow the cues provided by the young duns in the NBA givin' him the business right now and he knows that it's only gonna get worst. After only two games into his 20th season in the NBA this dun is finally realizin' that he ain't Superman! Father Time is undefeated and he just took his warm-ups off and cracked his toes! On Friday night after gettin' blasted by the freakin' Sacramento Kings 132-114 this cat had the nerve to say that he can't just take over games anymore. That he's gotta let the young Lakers do that from now on! What!!? Ya think bruh? 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Now this cat is startin' to understand that he's not one of the Super Friends and that he doesn't have super powers. He's a freakin' human being that's way past his prime for professional basketball standards and these young boyz ain't playin'! He can't run up and down the floor with these young thunder cats! It's gonna happen bruh. 

Boyz have been tryin' to tell him that for years but all he's been concerned with is robbin' the freakin' Lakers blind and bein' a control freak. These last three seasons includin' this one, the Lakers have paid him $78 million! That's not a typo pimpin'! And he's been essentially hurt for the past 4! He was still banged up comin' off of the Achilles tear and hadn't even fully recuperated when he stung 'um for the two year extension for $48 million. 

Now just two games into a brutal 82 game season he's realizin' that he can't do it all. That's like the dun that dives into the deep end because it looked fun only to realize that he can't tread water. 

 Boyz that didn't see the Lakers get beat in the season opener against the dull Timberwolves tried to act like Kobe balled out because he finished with 24 points. On paper 24 is 24 right? But the dun was 8 -24 from the floor in 24 minutes. That means the dun was gunnin'!!  Then in game 2 on Friday night he jumped out of the ride shootin' blanks! He was 5-12 from the field and 1-8 from downtown finishin' with 13 on 22 minutes. Now if you ask the Lakers, he only played 22 minutes because the game was outta hand. But on some real talk, that's all he needs to be playin' is 22 minutes buh because he's 147 years old! 

You know that it's bad when Byron Scott tells a boy that he'd rather Kobe take shots closer to the basket! I can't make this stuff up bruh! And that's the edited version. And keep in mind playa, we're ONLY 2 games in!!! This ride is about to real bumpy, real quick! 

Now all of a sudden he wants to refer to the duns with younger engines! Now he wants cats like D'Angelo Russell, Jordan Clarkson and Julius Randle to take over. Now that his engine is startin' to fail him. I've been tellin' boyz for years that he's got a hole in his carburetor and the joint is on it's last leg but you cats wouldn't listen. This ain't hate bruh, it's reality! He's 37 years old! You CANNOT be the No.1 option for an NBA team at 37 and be a freakin' shootin' guard! Not gonna happen! 

So 2 games into the season after he's robbed the Lakers at gun point for $24 million and scared EVERY possible free agent away over the past two off-seasons now he says, "I'm really wanting to let the young guys, especially D'Angelo, let him call the game. Let him organize the game. Let him read the game. Let him read the flow. Let him make those decisions." 

He's only willin' to sayin' it now because  he sees that he's the old cat now that can't keep up with these young boyz. Did you see DeMarcus Cousins straight up bully that dun for the rock Friday night forcin' a jump ball? He may as well have mushed him in the face. Kobe didn't even attempt to jump him for it. Why? Because Father Time was sittin' on his shoulder eatin' Cheetos and sunflower seeds talkin' mad noise. 

Here's my diehard delusional Kobe fan screamin' from the top of his lungs, "Jay you're a hater! The Mamba has 5 rings bruh! How can he ever make a fool of himself out here?" Well playa since your asked! Those 5 rings won't stop a boy from blowin' right past him and dunkin' on him. Those 5 rings won't allow his lungs to expand like a 21 year old. Those 5 rings won't give him the legs of a 25 year old. Those 5 things won't keep some young thunder cat from bullyin' him for the rock. That's how he's makin' a fool of himself out here bruh! 

That's like O.G. Bobby Johnson showin' up to a gang fight with a pellet gun tellin' boy what he used to do on the block. All the tear drop tattoos on his face won't stop a boy from jammin' him up against the locker and takin' his shoes on lunch our especially when all the other O.G.'s are dead or in jail. 

Dude, it's about to get UGLY for the Lakers and for all of you diehard Kobe fans that have refused to listen to reason for the past 3 or 4 years, guess what playa? You gotta sit on the curve and watch this car accident take place in slow motion.  I mean, they're gonna slow it down to the point where the airbag is even comin' out is 3D slow motion. This is what he looks like and sounds like 2 games in. What's he gonna look like 42 games in? I'll tell you what he gonna look like bruh. They're gonna be carryin' that dun in like Strange' from Boomerang and he'll only be the face on the box like Lady Eloise. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific. 
2) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to. 
3) Strange': noun - the character played by Grace Jones in the movie Boomerang. She was the new fragrance for the company and durin' the promotional event to launch the product they carried her in like Caesar. 
4) Lady Eloise: noun - the face on the box for the company in the movie Boomerang. She had no power to make decisions at all. 

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