How Jemele Hill is really playin' herself over this dull Michigan State win! "Miracle"

Jemele: "We own you!" Michigan and the rest of the world: "You're playin' yourself!"

Daniel Kahneman, the famous psychologist, once said, "We're generally overconfident in our opinions and our impressions and judgments." Andrew Lo, the author and professor of Finance at MIT, put something on a boy'z mind when he said this, "Most people are overconfident about their own abilities. That is probably a good thing. But we would be horrified if a physician's aide engaged in heart surgery." Then Nate Silver shut the buildin' down when he spit this, "Almost everyone's instinct is to be overconfident and read way too much into a hot or cold streak."

Well playas...will somebody PLEASE tell that to ESPN's Jemele Hill! She's really actin' a fool over this Michigan State win last Saturday over Michigan or should I say give away loss by Michigan. Sure, the final score reads 27-23 Michigan State but anybody with half of a brain could see that Michigan lost that game or should I say the freakin' punter completely brain farted and gave the game away on the final play. However, Jemele is actin' like Michigan State ran up in the Big House and beat the brakes off of the Wolverines.

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! On Monday she went nuts on a rant about how Michigan State owns Michigan and it was funny, I might add. The joint went viral and everything. Then on Tuesday she's still talkin' about it and now she's playin' herself. Now keep in mind I'm not a Michigan fan at all. I'm just a diehard college football fan that knows the facts. Michigan State has won 7 out of the last 8 so they're rollin' in the rivalry RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW BRUH!!!

Anybody that knows ANYTHING about college football will tell you that it goes in cycles! Michigan State is ONLY good right now because Michigan fell off when boyz ran Lloyd Carr out of town and they brought in two busters afterwards in Ann Arbor. Michigan is still Michigan playa! So that means that Michigan State at some point VERY soon is gonna be...guess what? Michigan State! If not for 10 seconds and a brain fart they would be the little brothers again TODAY.

Oh I'm talkin' crazy? Michigan, even with the foolishness that's been goin' on in Ann Arbor since 2008 when ole dull Rich Rodriguez took over they're still the winningest college football program in AMERICA! They still OWN the in-state rivalry with Michigan State at 68-35-5! They hold the largest freakin' margin of victory in the history of the rivalry over these duns when they blasted them 119-0 in 1902! They own the longest wins streak in the rivalry at 14 games from 1916 to 1929! Michigan State's longest win streak in this joint is 3 freakin' games from 2013 to Saturday!

Again, Jemele you're embarrassin' yourself talkin' crazy about the miracle win on Saturday! Take it as a gift and move on. In order to OWN a boy you've got to put in work over a period of time and Michigan State just hasn't done that. Not only is Michigan the wins leader nationwide they've won 11 national championships that are legit! Michigan State is runnin' around here claimin' 6 national titles but only 3 are real! The 1952, '65 and '66 championships. The others are non AP or Coaches Polls titles. That's like claimin' the Playboy national title or the Progressive Insurance national title! Stop it! You sound crazy!

Oh you want me to get off of the national titles? Okay let's talk conference championships! Michigan has won 42 vs.10 for Michigan State. Michigan has 78 Consensus All-Americans vs. 31 for MSU! Do I really need to say "Slow your roll babygirl!" You got out of Ann Arbor with Paul Bunyon this year but that joint is about to live in Ann Arbor for a loooooong time and you and every Spartan fan in America knows it! Jim Harbaugh, in year one handled you boyz without havin' a roster full of his own players! It's about to get ugly up there so I guess you're gettin' the last of the foolishness off of your chest because it's gonna be a LONG time before you can talk some real noise to Michigan. Well...in that case I understand. Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Playin' herself: adjective - embarrassin' herself without really havin' the self-awareness to understand how silly she looks.
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.

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