George Jefferson (Why duns in Cleveland are walkin' around pimpin' today!

"Y'all wit me tonight?"

As I’m sittin’ in my favorite breakfast joint downtown Cleveland this mornin’, which I won’t name because they aren’t payin’ me to, I hear these old timers talkin’ about anticipation. Alfred Hitchcock said, “There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.” Norman Cousins, the political journalist, author and professor, stood up and shouted, “Wisdom consists of the anticipation of consequences.” Then Joseph B. Wirthlin, the well-known businessman and religious leader, shut the joint down when he said, “We are ever on the threshold of new journeys and new discoveries. Can you imagine the excitement of the Wright brothers on the morning of that first flight? The anticipation of Jonas Salk as he analyzed the data that demonstrated a way to prevent polio?”

Well playas…can you imagine the excitement in the city of Cleveland, Ohio this mornin’ as boyz are about to see the first NBA Finals game EVER played there? I said EVER playboy! Not since when! But EVER. Well...unless you're countin' the 2007 joint when LeBron was just a pup! Now he's a big dawg that will bite a boy real quick. Do you realize that boyz in Northeast Ohio have only won one sports championship in the history of mankind? That’s BC and AD bruh! For all of your simple minded individuals that means "Before Christ and After Death." The Browns with a dun named Jim totin’ the rock won it all in 1964! That means that cats are literally walkin’ around Cleveland this mornin’ butt naked in disbelief that they are even hostin’ a Finals game.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! There are cats that are 51 years old that have NEVER experienced this. I’m talkin’ about boyz with grandchildren that don’t know what celebratin’ a championship of any kind looks or smells like bruh. So do you really think Golden State is gonna come up in the “Q” tonight a steal a game? Not unless they run up in that joint and Set it Off like Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett-Smith and the girls, literally.

And the way Steph Curry disappeared at the crib with a boy woofin’ down his throat no way are you gonna get me to believe he’s got the gonads to fall off into Cleveland and shut it down. Yeah, I know that they can only active 12 cats which the Cavs are even strugglin’ to do now days, but the fan base is gonna be ignorant in that joint tonight.

The Cavs are strugglin’ to find duns to suit up at this point. They literally had to activate Kevin Love, Anderson Varejao and Kyrie the day after he had season endin’ knee surgery for Game 2 bruh. But do you think that even matters for folks in Ohio this mornin’ or the team itself? They’re playin’ Game 3 of the NBA Finals in Cleveland tonight.

So let me ask you dawg? How many duns are goin’ to work today? Or better yet, how many duns are gonna be productive today. Naw, how many cats workin’ with power tools today will cut off a finger or two for not payin’ attention. The ER is about to be busy as heck. And that’s the edited version. Boyz are gonna be cursin’ the duns out at McDonald’s all day long because a boy got all the way to the crib and discovered that they forgot his fries. You already know how mad a boy can get when his fires aren’t in the bag. In other words, it’s gonna be chaos in Cleveland today. Why? Because they’re hostin’ the NBA Finals!!!

So anybody lookin’ for a Golden State win tonight is smokin’ crack and lighter fluid, foamin’ at the mouth and sniffin’ glue. Can you imagine how the joint is goin’ to erupt when LeBron gets the first breakaway dunk? OMG!!!

On some real talk, the Cavs went into the best home court environment in the NBA at the Oracle where boyz are 47-3 all season and completely outplayed the Warriors in both games and really could be up 2-0. So they’ve got the confidence to put it on these cats in Games 3 and 4. It’s not crazy to believe that Cleveland, with a depleted roster and all, can win both games at the crib. I’m just sayin’! Now LeBron will have to be superhuman and put up monster numbers like he did in Games 1 and 2 but he’s capable of doin’ it bruh.

And on some real-real talk, the only way the Cavs win this series is that they have to win both Games 3 and 4. If they split a boy at home they’re shot because the longer the series goes it favors the team with the most depth. As good as LeBron is he can’t keep this up over a 6 or 7 game series. That’s just puttin’ it where the goats can get it.

All I know is that I’ve got me feet kicked up waitin’ for this joint to tip and I’m not even from Cleveland. The story line is ridiculous and we all get to see it play out. This dun comes home and literally puts the city and the team on his back and takes them to the Finals in year one!!! Without Kevin Love! Without Kyrie! Without Varejao! Without a coach! You heard what I said bruh, without a coach!! Y’all already know that Blatt is the team mascot. He’s just on the sideline for cosmetic purposes because LeBron can’t stand there and play at the same time. If he could he would playa.

King James is gonna show up to the “Q” in the K900 tonight bumpin’ that O’Jay’s “Give the People What They Want” and “Time to Get Down” as every dun with a Cleveland zipcode George Jefferson pimp walks into the arena or sports bar of their choice! As a matter of fact boyz are pimpin' to work today. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person or persons in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and it’s non-gender specific.
2) Crib: noun – home
3) Puttin’ it where the goats can get it: To completely be honest, to put it on the ground so that boyz can eat it without bein’ hindered. To spoon feed.
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