Thug Luv (How LeBron was LeBron, Steph went missin' and the refs had on Ski Masks)

In my Smokey from Friday voice, "Let's do this maaaaan!"

Robert A. Heinlein, the well-known science fiction writer, once said, “Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.” Audrey Hepburn gave it to us like this, “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!” Then Francis of Assissi, the 13^th century Italian Catholic friar and preacher, broke it down so that it would be forever broken when he spit, “Start by doing what’s necessary; then do what’s possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.”

Well playas…LeBron started by doin’ what was necessary, then what was possible and suddenly he was doin’ what he already knew he could do bruh, win in Oracle Arena. Everybody and their momma’s momma and even their baby’s momma’s momma, some chick named Ms. Jackson, completely counted the Cavs out when Kyrie went down in Game 1. I even heard duns in the national media talkin’ about these cats gettin’ swept! However, boyz forgot that this young boy from Akron played for Cleveland that the boyz in Golden State can’t stop. Therefore, we’re headed back to Cleveland with this joint all knotted up at one apiece after the Cavs finished a boy off in OT in Game 2 95-93.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Cavs could really be up 2-0 while you’re completely countin’ these duns out because they outplayed the Warriors twice on their own floor. They’ve walked into a joint where boyz are 47-3 this season, which is the best home court advantage in the NBA, and pushed the best team in the league with the MVP to two overtime games. If LeBron hits the last second shot in Game 1 we’re talkin’ about the Cavs sweepin’ Steph and Co. So how did we get to boyz gettin’ swept when I keep tellin’ you cats that a jump shootin’ team isn’t gonna win the NBA title.

LeBron pulled up with the tinted windows down to eye brow to give boyz the illusion but they already knew who was drivin’! Since they knew what time it was he went on ahead and unloaded a triple-double on ‘um. He popped these cats for 39 points, 16 rebounds and 11 assists! Wheredeydodatat? In the Finals? After Golden State got out of Game 1 they told the media that they let LeBron get 44 points and they contained everybody else. So in the post-game joint after Game 2 LeBron told boyz how he really felt. “You don’t let me get 40! Once again, I was knocking on the 40 door again. So they let me score 40 again.” That’s like tellin’ a boy that you let him steal your sneakers everyday on the way to school or you let a boy take your lunch money in the lunch line.

Again, what boyz are losin’ sight of is that this cat is puttin’ up crazy numbers with the entire team on his back. Not only did he post a triple-double in the Finals on the road in the toughest arena in the league but he did it without both Kyrie and Kevin Love and they only went 6.25 people deep with the refs wearin’ “Set it Off” ski masks. They were tryin’ their best to rob Cleveland down the stretch of that ball game bruh.

The only cats that came off of the bench were J.R. Smith, 116 year old James Jones and 143 year old Mike Miller! Boyz keep screamin’ about how deep Golden State is and the Cavs bench with Mike Miller only playin’ 6 minutes outscored the Warriors bench 21-17! Again, Wheredeydodatat?

Like I’ve been tellin’ boyz, you can’t win the title just shootin’ 3’s! At some point you gotta bang in the paint and right now the Cavs are bangin’. They outrebounded them 55-45 and they’ve got no answer for Timofey Mozgov gettin’ at them for 17 points and 11 boards. Tristan Thompson can’t hit the side of a barn with a mallet but he’s destroyed ‘em on the boards with 14! He’s pullin’ a Dennis Rodman on a boy and that’s cool. Grab that joint and give it up.

And will somebody PLEASE put an Amber Alert out for the league MVP! That dun went missin’ last night and nobody wants to blast him. If that were LeBron they’d be roastin’ him this mornin’! The last time I saw him some cat that looks like a West Virginia coal miner was D-ing him up and he literally had no answer for him. Dellavadova was puttin' that thang on him bruh. How are you the league MVP and you get shut down by a dun comin’ off of the bench? He couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat. I mean he couldn’t hit an elephant in the butt with a base fiddle. And that’s the edited version playboy. Ole boy held Steph to 5-23 from the field and 2-15 from downtown! But this is the MVP! Really?

Y’all can keep hatin’ all you want on this dun from Akron but he’s goin’ to the crib on Tuesday night for a Game 3 that will be ignorant inside of Quicken Loans Arena. These cats in Northeast Ohio haven’t won a championship in any sport in 51 years pimpin'. So do you think Golden State is gonna just show up and shoot 3’s all night and go to the crib? Not in your wildest dreams playa.

The Cavs are rollin’ back into the “Q” bumpin’ that Bone Thugs N Harmony just for motivation playa. This ain’t the “1^st of the Month’ but they’ll show you that “Thug Luv” when you “Look Into My Eyes” because now you’re at the “Crossroads” and this right here ain’t “Foe the Love of $.” It’s about winnin’ a title for the city of Cleveland and LeBron James is drivin’ the freakin’ bus with no brakes.

I said after Game 1 that it would be askin’ way too much for LeBron to put up 40+ points and play 46 minutes a night four more times. Well pimpin’, now that he’s done it twice it seems possible because they’ve got no answer for him. In Game 2 he got at them for a clean triple-double and he logged 50 minutes. If anybody can do it it’s him. So I’ve got my feet kicked up and popcorn ready. Why? Because it’s gonna be good in Cleveland! I wouldn’t be surprised if they win both games at the crib with that "Bone, Bone, Bone" bumpin' in the background. And before I get outta here, where are all of the Jordan lovin' LeBron haters at this mornin'? Where dey at! Because it seems like it's impossible for a boy to love Jordan and LeBron at the same time around this piece. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Ms. Jackson: noun – the baby momma’s momma in the song entitled “Ms. Jackson” by Outkast that was released in 2000. Keep up with me playa.
3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc.
4) Tinted windows to eye brow: verb phrase – to roll your tinted windows down to just at the eye brow level. It gives the people you’re pullin’ up on the “Who is that effect.” Boyz in the hood pull that joint all of the time when they pull up in a nice whip as in car. Keep up with me dawg. This is like the fourth time in this joint.
5) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for, “Who does that?”
6) The “Q”: noun - the nickname for Quicken Loans Arena
7) Bone Thugs N Harmony: noun – rap group from Cleveland and those were titles to some of their biggest hits I threw in there playa.
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