The Lonely Beard (Why James Harden's back is gonna go out at some point bruh)

"I'm tired to carryin' these boyz everywhere I go bruh!"

Frederick Douglas once said, “A battle lost or won is easily described, understood, and appreciated, but the moral growth of a great nation requires reflection, as well as observation, to appreciate it.” Harry S. Truman gave it to us like this, “Carry the battle to them. Don’t let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don’t ever apologize for anything.” Then Bernard Law Montgomery, the British Army officer, shut the buildin’ down with, “Every soldier must know, before he goes into battle, how the little battle he is to fight fits into the larger picture, and how the success of his fighting will influence the battle as a whole.”

Well playas…unfortunately, for the Runnin’ Beard the success of his fightin’ has had little effect on the larger picture in the Western Conference Finals. He’s ballin’ out of control, yet his team is headed back to the crib down 2-0. Ole boy put up 38 points, grabbed 10 rebounds and he threw 9 dimes on Thursday night only to come up short 99-98 to the Golden State Warriors.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! James Harden is essentially playin’ these duns by himself. Sure, Buster Brown showed up like a beast and hit ‘em up for 19 points and 17 rebounds but everybody else was standin’ around watchin’ the Beard play. Josh Smith put 10 in the kitty and they had to rely heavily on Terrence Jones off of the bench for 12. However, they only got 15 off of the bench the entire night bruh.

Here’s my Rockets fan screamin’ at me with the James Harden jersey and beard to match lookin’ like a complete moron. “What are you talkin’ about Jay? You sound like a fool! They only lost by one point and the Beard was in a position to win it for us but he got stripped. It was a one point game!!” That’s my freakin’ point bruh!! You sound like you’re butt naked foamin’ at the mouth! Everybody and their momma’s momma knew there wasn’t a threat of anybody touchin’ that ball but the Runnin’ Beard! That’s why they double-teamed him and picked his pocket like a street hustla in Harlem!

When duns stand around the entire night watchin’ him play it becomes easy to defend when there one shot to take. He can't beat you by himself. I don’t care how close the game is bruh! At the end of the day you’ve got to play with 5 people to win. Check this out pimpin’, 4 of the 5 starters for Golden State scored in double figures and the entire bench scored at least a 2 points. What does that mean? It means you idiot, that you’ve got to guard everybody on the floor even the last man comin’ off of the bench. Why? Because everybody has the potential to score. Even though we all know that Steph would probably take the last shot the threat is always there that he can dish it. The Beard is out there carryin' these boyz and you and I know that he's sick of it.  

I told you clowns goin’ into this series that Houston probably wouldn’t win a freakin’ game because the Runnin’ Beard can’t beat these boyz by himself and Golden State isn’t the imploding Clippers.

It was great while it lasted H-Town but Golden State is knockin’ your boots, got you sittin’ sideways like Paul Wall and it’s game over like Lil’ Flip. All of the “Getto Boys” down in the 5^th Ward minds are playin’ tricks on them because they seriously thought that they would be survivors like Destiny’s Child. With one cat carryin’ the load every night it just won’t happen playboy! Get the brooms out and start sweepin’ like Cinderella. From now on instead of me callin’ him the Runnin’ Beard I’ll start callin’ that dun the Lonely Beard because that dun is in the rabbit hole all by himself bruh. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Runnin’ Beard: noun – James Harden
2) Dime: noun – to throw an assist
3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. it’s any person that I’m talkin’ about playa and its non-gender specific.
4) Buster Brown: noun – Dwight Howard. I started callin’ him that when he was takin’ Orlando through the wash when he wouldn’t make up his mind what he wanted to do years ago. So now he’s Buster Brown.
5) H-Town: noun – the nickname for the city of Houston and also the name of the ‘90’s R&B group that had the hit record “Knockin’ the Boots.”
6) The last paragraph is all reference to Houston rappers and R&B groups and their hit songs. Keep up with me playa. That’s that hip hop comin’ out of me.
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