"Just listen to what I'm sayin' playa and we got this!" |
Well playas…a wonderful thing happened in Atlanta this week and it didn’t involve the freakin’ Hawks! LeBron James has taken his game to yet another level and that’s downright scary playboy! Without Kyrie runnin’ the point due to injury and Kevin Love still out with a dislocated shoulder this dun has made the Cleveland Cavaliers even better. They’ve gone to the “A” and carjacked the 60 win Atlanta Hawks twice to go up 2-0 in the Eastern Conference Finals.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Like I told you boyz after Game 1, LeBron is finally playin’ on a complete team. He’s got a legitimate center in Mozgov for the first time in his career. He’s got duns that can rebound and bang in the paint like Tristan Thompson. He’s got role players that can shoot the freakin’ ball and play huge minutes like J.R. Smith. He’s got a cat that can lock a boy down on defense like Iman Shumpert and he’s got a point guard that can not only run the offense but he can score as well. However, that dun isn’t even playin’ right now.
Trip? No trip! He’s got a Rugby player from Australia that looks like a coal miner from West Virginia that can fill in for him. It’s like a boy has a full course meal and all he’s gotta do is sit down and eat playa. What’s so dangerous is that you’ve got a boy that is the best all-around player we’ve EVER seen before drivin’ the freakin’ car. Not only can he play his position at the small forward but he can play everybody else’s joint durin’ the course of the game and he’s a distributor by nature.
He put up 30 points, threw 11 dimes and grabbed 9 rebounds and wasn’t lookin’ to score first! He was tryin’ to play team basketball to take advantage of the weapons that he’s got around him. Boyz don’t understand what they’re watchin’ right now bruh! He’s the ALL-TIME leader in NBA history in playoff games with at least 30 points, five rebounds and five assists with 53. Michael Jordan had 51 for his ENTIRE career! Here’s the deal bruh, he’s just 30 and has at the minimum another 5 or 6 good years left in him! Are you kiddin’ me?
When I say all-around player he’s nothin’ like what we’ve ever seen before. You can’t even compare him to Jordan because Jordan couldn’t do all of the things that he does. Jordan could only play the 1 and the 2! This dun can play and guard all 5 positions! Magic is the closest comparison to him and he’s far more athletic and is a better shooter than Magic ever was. Now nobody can hold Magic at passin’ the rock, let’s be clear on that playa. But LeBron is a better overall player. He played every position at one point or another on Friday night even if he didn't technically line up there. He ran the freakin' offense, pushed the ball up the floor, posted bigs up in the paint and he coached boyz on and off of the floor. Stop it! You sound crazy even tryin’ to argue with me on that! He's the freakin' Renaissance Man! You may as well start callin' him Paul Robeson.
Now that he has the weapons that he’s always needed, he’s gonna get even better! When you can take cats like Iman Shumpert and J.R. Smith that the Knicks gave away for a pack of Skittles, a can of Sprite and some frosted penny cookies and make them legitimate role players you’re on another level of leadership.
They literally traded those duns for a 2019 second round pick. That’s a kid in the 8th grade that nobody is even checkin’ for right now. However, he’s got Iman and J.R. ballin’ in the Eastern Conference Finals. Because of LeBron’s unselfish nature boyz are puttin’ it down without feelin’ the pressure of not pissin’ anybody off because it’s OK to shoot. Why? Because the leader of the team said that it was OK. This ain't Jordan or Kobe bein' selfish with the rock bruh! This is LeBron!
That’s why you saw Shumpert put up 16, Dellavedova give a boy 11 and Mozgov scrap for another 10. Nobody’s trippin’ when J.R. pulls up from half court because he’s got the green light to shoot that joint. Why? Because the leader isn’t trippin’ about scorin’! He’s gonna get his because he knows that they’ve got absolutely no answer for him. So guess what pimpin’? J.R.’s not shootin’ all night because he, for the first time in his career, he respects the process. He only took 8 shots Friday night and scored 9 points.
And where in the heck (edited version) are the clowns in Atlanta this mornin’ that were screamin’ from the roof tops all season tryin’ to tell a boy that they were the real deal? I told you idiots that the Hawks were fool’s gold when they won the 60 games in the regular season. In order to win in the playoffs you’ve got to have superstars. Atlanta doesn’t have ONE!!! The Hawks are like the old school Sea Monkeys bruh! Some dun sells you that foolishness and then you spend the next two months lookin’ at some dirty water tryin’ to convince yourself that you actually see something in the water.
These boyz are about to get swept and sent back to the crib with their tails between their legs. Why? Because of the leadership and unselfishness of LeBron! At some point y’all gone start listenin’ to me! But in the meantime just stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. It’s anyone that you’re talkin’ about playa.
3) Paul Robeson: noun - the original renaissance man. This dun was an African American All-American football player at Rutgers in the early 1900's. He graduated as the valedictorian in 1919. He went to law school at Columbia while playin' in the NFL. He then became an international singer and actor.
4) Trip: noun – problem
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