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| "Dang bruh! Talk about leavin' it all on the floor!" |
Well playas…LeBron James’ greatness inspired the Cleveland Cavaliers to keep fightin’ off the desperate Atlanta Hawks until the final horn blew in overtime. On some real talk, LeBron carried these inspired Cavs on his back to a Game 3 overtime victory 114-111 to take a 3-0 lead in the Eastern Conference Finals, doin’ everything imaginable on the floor.
By the time the joint was over this dun had put up 38 points, grabbed 18 rebounds and thrown 13 dimes! Wheredeydodatat? In the process he’d recorded his 12th playoff triple-double which is 2nd All-Time behind only Magic. Also durin’ the course of the game he passed Karl Malone in playoff points scored puttin’ him at 6th All-Time and he passed Jason Kidd in triple-doubles in the playoffs to get to the 2nd spot.
Not only that, he's the All-Time leader in games with 30 or more points with at least 5 rebounds and 5 assists with 54! Jordan is second with 51. Keep in mind that this dun is only 30 years old. What does that mean you idiot? It’s means that he’s still got, at the minimum, another 5 or 6 years to keep addin’ to the totals. Are you kiddin’ me?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Boyz, in the mist all of their hate for LeBron, don’t even understand what their watchin’ right now. He’s gonna be like Muhammad Ali bruh! He’s not gonna be appreciated until after he’s retired or dead and gone. We’ve never in the history of the game seen a player affect so many aspects of the game in one game.
One minute he’s runnin’ the point, then he’s the shootin’ guard, then he plays his freakin’ position, for once, at small forward, then he goes to the power. At one point on Sunday night the Cavs went small and he was the center on the floor. Most of you duns didn’t realize it until Chris Webber told yo dumb butt (edited version) that he was playin’ center in this rotation. He seamlessly moves from one position to the next without the naked eye realizin’ what’s goin’ on! Most of you cats say you know this game but you don’t. You’re just watchin’ to see who scores the most points.
And what’s so crazy to me is that a fool asked me on Facebook because I was updatin’ the records that ole boy was breakin’ durin’ the course of the game, “So you really like LeBron huh?” Being sarcastic! No in don't care if his name was Bullwinkle Octavious Jones Jr., son of Annie May and Bullwinkle Sr., I just really like watchin’ GREATNESS when I see it because it only comes around once in a life-time. What this dun is doin’ with a basketball we’ve NEVER seen before. You can hate all you want but this stuff is ridiculous! And that’s the edited version playboy.
Let me put it where the goats can get it bruh! There are lots of great music artists in the world. However, the greatest are those that can do it all. Not the dun that can just sing or just dance. The greatest can affect the entire record and performance by him or herself. Prince is the greatest music artist of All-time playa, at least in R&B music because I know little to nothin’ about the other genres other than rap music.
Now I know boyz will fight me in the parkin’ lot about Michael Jackson bein’ the greatest but Mike wasn’t writin’, producin’, recordin’ and playin’ every freakin’ instrument on the album bruh! Quincy Jones was layin’ those joints down bruh not Mike. He was the greatest entertainer in the world but he wasn’t the greatest artist in the world. Next up is R.Kelly pimpin’! Whether you like him or not, he writes, produces and plays every instrument on the album every time one is released. Mike couldn’t do that! So he wasn’t the greatest! He was just the greatest entertainer that sold me records.
Just like Jordan was the greatest scorer on a per game basis with an average of 30.12 points per game. Kareem was the greatest scorer of all-time with more than 6,000 more points than Jordan primarily because he played forever. However, the numbers don’t lie. It doesn’t matter what you think bruh or what he’s regarded as by a bunch of duns that won’t think for themselves. Jay-Z said it best in the joint “Reminder,” “Men lie, women lie, numbers don’t! Ain’t nothin’ changed for me ‘cept the year it is!” Stop listenin' to duns tellin' you that nobody will EVER be better than Jordan because we're watchin' him right now! He just isn't finished yet!
So for a dun to look at me sideways for bein’ able to appreciate greatness when I see it is crazy! The same clowns that will buy every pair of Jordan’s ever made, wear Hanes Underwear with the tag-less joint and watch Space Jam every mornin’ before work will have the nerve to tell me that I’m jockin’ LeBron. The same dun that buys the new IPhone every time it comes out even though his phone works perfectly fine will tell me that I’m jockin’ LeBron. The same duns that will buy a new Caddy every two years for their entire adult life will tell me that I’m jockin’ LeBron. The same dun that will go to a Prince concert in 6 cities every time he tours will tell me that I’m jockin’ Lebron.
When they see greatness it’s OK for them to appreciate it but when I see it it’s called bein’ on a boy’z gonads. I’m just smart enough to recognize that this cat isn’t anywhere close to bein’ done yet and the things that he’s able to do on the floor is sick. Even the greats like Bill, Wilt, Jordan, Kobe, Bird, Oscar and so on and so forth weren’t affectin’ that many aspects of the game in one game. Only Magic has ever had that type of impact on the floor and LeBron’s 10 times more athletic than he ever was.
You boyz can hate all you want but I’ve got my popcorn and I’m gonna watch this movie from beginnin’ to end. While you’re standin’ in line waitin’ for the new IPhone or tradin’ in the new Caddy for the new Caddy I’ll be right here givin’ you the play by play. They don’t make new models GREATNESS every year. They only come out once in a life-time and I’ve got a front row seat. And don't let me get outta here without sayin' this, he's got the Cavs about to go to the Finals without Kyrie and Kevin Love!!! Are you kiddin' me?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Boyz, in the mist all of their hate for LeBron, don’t even understand what their watchin’ right now. He’s gonna be like Muhammad Ali bruh! He’s not gonna be appreciated until after he’s retired or dead and gone. We’ve never in the history of the game seen a player affect so many aspects of the game in one game.
One minute he’s runnin’ the point, then he’s the shootin’ guard, then he plays his freakin’ position, for once, at small forward, then he goes to the power. At one point on Sunday night the Cavs went small and he was the center on the floor. Most of you duns didn’t realize it until Chris Webber told yo dumb butt (edited version) that he was playin’ center in this rotation. He seamlessly moves from one position to the next without the naked eye realizin’ what’s goin’ on! Most of you cats say you know this game but you don’t. You’re just watchin’ to see who scores the most points.
And what’s so crazy to me is that a fool asked me on Facebook because I was updatin’ the records that ole boy was breakin’ durin’ the course of the game, “So you really like LeBron huh?” Being sarcastic! No in don't care if his name was Bullwinkle Octavious Jones Jr., son of Annie May and Bullwinkle Sr., I just really like watchin’ GREATNESS when I see it because it only comes around once in a life-time. What this dun is doin’ with a basketball we’ve NEVER seen before. You can hate all you want but this stuff is ridiculous! And that’s the edited version playboy.
Let me put it where the goats can get it bruh! There are lots of great music artists in the world. However, the greatest are those that can do it all. Not the dun that can just sing or just dance. The greatest can affect the entire record and performance by him or herself. Prince is the greatest music artist of All-time playa, at least in R&B music because I know little to nothin’ about the other genres other than rap music.
Now I know boyz will fight me in the parkin’ lot about Michael Jackson bein’ the greatest but Mike wasn’t writin’, producin’, recordin’ and playin’ every freakin’ instrument on the album bruh! Quincy Jones was layin’ those joints down bruh not Mike. He was the greatest entertainer in the world but he wasn’t the greatest artist in the world. Next up is R.Kelly pimpin’! Whether you like him or not, he writes, produces and plays every instrument on the album every time one is released. Mike couldn’t do that! So he wasn’t the greatest! He was just the greatest entertainer that sold me records.
Just like Jordan was the greatest scorer on a per game basis with an average of 30.12 points per game. Kareem was the greatest scorer of all-time with more than 6,000 more points than Jordan primarily because he played forever. However, the numbers don’t lie. It doesn’t matter what you think bruh or what he’s regarded as by a bunch of duns that won’t think for themselves. Jay-Z said it best in the joint “Reminder,” “Men lie, women lie, numbers don’t! Ain’t nothin’ changed for me ‘cept the year it is!” Stop listenin' to duns tellin' you that nobody will EVER be better than Jordan because we're watchin' him right now! He just isn't finished yet!
So for a dun to look at me sideways for bein’ able to appreciate greatness when I see it is crazy! The same clowns that will buy every pair of Jordan’s ever made, wear Hanes Underwear with the tag-less joint and watch Space Jam every mornin’ before work will have the nerve to tell me that I’m jockin’ LeBron. The same dun that buys the new IPhone every time it comes out even though his phone works perfectly fine will tell me that I’m jockin’ LeBron. The same duns that will buy a new Caddy every two years for their entire adult life will tell me that I’m jockin’ LeBron. The same dun that will go to a Prince concert in 6 cities every time he tours will tell me that I’m jockin’ Lebron.
When they see greatness it’s OK for them to appreciate it but when I see it it’s called bein’ on a boy’z gonads. I’m just smart enough to recognize that this cat isn’t anywhere close to bein’ done yet and the things that he’s able to do on the floor is sick. Even the greats like Bill, Wilt, Jordan, Kobe, Bird, Oscar and so on and so forth weren’t affectin’ that many aspects of the game in one game. Only Magic has ever had that type of impact on the floor and LeBron’s 10 times more athletic than he ever was.
You boyz can hate all you want but I’ve got my popcorn and I’m gonna watch this movie from beginnin’ to end. While you’re standin’ in line waitin’ for the new IPhone or tradin’ in the new Caddy for the new Caddy I’ll be right here givin’ you the play by play. They don’t make new models GREATNESS every year. They only come out once in a life-time and I’ve got a front row seat. And don't let me get outta here without sayin' this, he's got the Cavs about to go to the Finals without Kyrie and Kevin Love!!! Are you kiddin' me?
Could you imagine Jordan gettin' to the Finals without Pippen (the best wingman and defender in the game at the time) and Kerr (the best 3-point shooter of All-Time at 45%) or Dennis Rodman (the best rebounder ever)? LeBron is out here playin' with the Cosby Kids and winnin'! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Wheredeydodatat?: Hood for “Who does that?”
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. It’s whoever you’re talkin’ about bruh. It’s non-gender specific.
3) Sick: adjective – ridiculous, beyond belief
4) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.
5) Caddy: noun – hood term for Cadillac
Holla At Ya Boy!
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Playas Thesaurus:
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. It’s whoever you’re talkin’ about bruh. It’s non-gender specific.
3) Sick: adjective – ridiculous, beyond belief
4) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.
5) Caddy: noun – hood term for Cadillac
Holla At Ya Boy!
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#thebestdressedmaninmediaFacebook: www.facebook.com/TheJayGravesReport
Instagram: JayGravesReport
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!
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