Torture (Why the Beard's 45 just prolonged the agony of waitin' for dad to get off)

"Yeah, it feels good right now but..."

Henry David Thoreau once said, “The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.” Jim Carrey, in his Fireman Bill ‘Let me show you something voice,’ said, “I don’t think human beings learn anything without desperation. Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything or creating anything. Period. If you ain’t desperate at some point, you ain’t interesting.” Then Harry Shearer, the actor and comedian, shut the joint down with, “I’m one of just people who thrive on deadlines, nothing brings on inspiration more readily than desperation.”

Well playas…the Runnin’ Beard and his Houston Rockets teammates got desperate enough to show up for work together for Game 4 as they beat the brakes off of Gold State 128-115. The score wasn’t indicative of the beat down that they put on these boyz bruh. The Rockets led the entire way as duns in the 5^th Ward were wonderin’ where these cats the first three games. The Runnin’ Beard exploded for 45 on a boy to prolong the inevitable because no team in NBA history has come out of a 3-0 hole.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Bein’ down 3-0 in the playoffs against the No.1 seed is like gettin’ in trouble at 2pm and your old girl tellin’ you to go in your room to wait for your dad to get home from work and he doesn’t get off until 11pm. The torture is not in the whippin’ itself, it’s in waitin’ on it bruh!

Harden blastin’ these boyz for 45 is only your ole girl tellin’ you that you can go back outside and play but you’re still gonna get a whippin’ when your ole man gets home. You can enjoy it for a few hours but you already know that it’s not gonna end well for you.

What I’m upset about are the duns in his locker room that have literally stood around and watched him carry them around on his hip like Bunequisha in the projects the entire season. Not just in these playoffs but the entire freakin’ season bruh. I’ve give Buster Brown a pass because he was hurt durin’ the regular season and he has been ballin’ durin’ this series bangin’ a double-double seemingly every night. He had 14 points and 12rebounds last night in Game 4! But the rest of those leeches should be made to walk to Golden State for this last beatin’ they’re about to take.

Boyz finally get desperate enough bein’ down 3-0 and the entire startin’ lineup records double figures for Houston. What is that bruh? As a team they even knocked down 17 threes! So you mean to tell me that a boy has to have you hangin’ out of a window like Big Red givin’ you his office hours before you decide to come to work?

I know the Runnin’ Beard can’t wait to get away from these clowns for the summer. Who wants to pull up in a ride with a bunch of cats that won’t fight a boy until he’s butt naked and bleedin’? And the only reason they’re fightin’ now is because Big Momma came out on the porch to watch. Once she goes back in the house that dun is gonna give up his sneakers and say Uncle out in Oakland on Wednesday night. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Ole Bird/ Ole girl: noun – your mother
2) Ole man: noun - your father
3) Dun: noun – the person or persons in question, dude, guy, girl, etc.
4) Bunequisha: noun – the random chick in the hood that has multiple babies and no stroller. So she carries a boy on her hip as she walks through the hood because she doesn’t have a car or a man that give two cents about her or the babies.
5) Buster Brown: noun – Dwight Howard. I started callin’ him Buster Brown after he drug Van Gundy and the Orlando Magic through the mud and wouldn’t be straight up with them on what his plans were in movin’ on or stayin’.
6) Big Red: noun – the record label owner in the movie “The Five Heartbeats” that hung Bird out of the window for askin’ to see his books.
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