Hit & Run (How Calipari is killin' me actin' like he didn't pull a Suge Knight on boy)

"Well that takes care of that playa!"

Norman Vincent Peale, the author of the ‘Power of Positive Thinking’ once said, “Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.” Joe Namath stepped into the joint rockin’ a full length gangsta mink and said, “When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.” Then the big homie, Mark Twain, lit his square, leaned back in the ride and said, “To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.”

Well playas…the young West Virginia freshman, Daxter Miles Jr., must have thought that ole Mark Twain was hollerin’ at him. Why? Because he was both ignorant and confident when he told a boy that Kentucky was gonna be 36-1 when they got finished with them. What ole boy didn’t know was that they were about to play REAL basketball with a REAL ball against REAL Kentucky players! West Virginia walked on the court and got hit by an Italian cat drivin’ a blue and white Mack truck and the license plate read “37-0 U Ain’t Know?”

By the time West Virginia got to its feet the final score was 78-39 and boyz were in my Bernie Mac voice, “Bucket Naked!” They stripped searched those duns and left them out on the middle of the street beggin' for a ride to the crib.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! If you’re gonna talk trash to boy then you better be on the same level that he’s on. Otherwise, just walk in to the joint, take the beaten like a G and keep it movin’!

The young freshman thought that he was about to play some duns out of the Big 12 that tend to fold up like a tent. We all saw EVERYBODY from that conference with the exception of Oklahoma and West Virginia get car jacked last weekend.

This dun had the nerve to say, “Kentucky is gonna be 36-1 when we finish with them!” That’s cool if you can ball! I wouldn’t expect a boy to say anything less goin’ into battle because you’ve got to have confidence in your ability to compete! However, you gotta be able to tie your freakin’ shoe first! WVU was out there with their jocks on backwards and they don’t even wear jocks anymore bruh. The main dun talkin' noise didn't score a single point! Now you talked a $100 worth of noise, got on NATIONAL TELEVISION with Big Momma watchin’ and got the breaks beat off of you and couldn't buy a bucket! Wheredeydodatat?

At the break it was 44-18 bruh! But at that point it was too late to retreat! UK is out there just draggin’ a boy up and down the floor. West Virginia is caught on the front axle and a boy is just backin’ up and runnin’ over him like Suge Knight’s dumb “A!” Side note playa: Suge Knight has finally acted a fool for the last time! That dun will never get out of jail! Ya’ll see ole boy fall out when the judge hit him with the $25 million bond? Why? Cuz it just got real!

That was West Virginia on Thursday night bruh! Durin’ warm ups that young freshman looked over and saw those beasts lickin’ their chops and that dun passed out on the floor. Huggy Bear ran over to him and woke him up. “Naw playa, you talked all that noise! You gone play tonight! You gone take this "A" whoopin’ wide awake! Next time you’ll just shut up and play! Go me out here lookin’ crazy!”

The Mountaineers didn’t get to 20 points until the 11:41 mark of the second half playa! By the time they pulled those clowns out from underneath the truck the cat drivin’ the joint was on some ‘It wasn’t me type joints!’ Calipari was like, “Well, that didn’t come from me because that’s not how I coach!” Hold on a second dawg, weren’t you the dun drivin’?” Don’t act like you didn’t hit that fool standin’ out in the middle of the street on purpose! You didn't call off the dawgs until the 4 minute mark! So you purposely ran up the score. I’m cool with you runnin’ him over and backin’ up over him playa. Just say it. He was talkin’ noise and we had to get him! That’s fair. I know how the hood works. You gotta send a message! Makes sense to me just don’t act like I don’t know what you were doin’!

Don’t tell me that I didn’t see what I saw! West Virginia deserved to get blasted but don’t back away from it. You were drivin’ the truck and you hit that dun on purpose! All the real G’s completely understand.

I still say Arizona is gonna get these boyz because they can shoot and they’ve got the horses to bang with them. It should be fun to watch! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Gangsta Mink: noun – a full length mink coat, normally worn in places like Gary, Chicago or Detroit. You gotta have crazy swag to put one on playa because otherwise you might get it pulled off of you.
2) Ride: noun – car, vehicle also known as a whip dependin’ upon where you’re from.
3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
4) G: noun – gangsta
5) Wheredeydodatat?: Hood for, “Who does that?”
6) $100 worth of noise: verb phrase: to talk trash 7) Suge Knight: CEO of Death Row Records that just ran over two cats killin' one and the judge hit that dun with a $25 million bond.
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