Gin (How Phil has these Knicks fans believin' in Big Foot after the trade)

"Look at these suckas!"

Henry Adams, the famous historian, once said, “Simplicity is the most deceitful mistress that ever betrayed man.” Jane Austen, the 18th century English novelist, broke it down like this, “Nothing is more deceitful than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast.” Then Alison Jackson, the English photographer, hit boyz in the head with, “Photography can be a deceitful, superficial medium that leads us into believing something even though we know it’s not necessarily true. It lulls us into a false sense of complacency.”

Well playboy…it’s not just photography that’s deceitful it’s the dun pullin’ the strings for the New York Knicks! Everybody and their momma’s momma with a dull Knicks jersey on or with some type of New York affiliation got excited Monday when Phil pulled off the three team trade to get rid of J.R. Smith and Iman Shumpert. On the outside lookin’ in the dull Knicks fans think Phil’s a freakin’ genius for that move. Right?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! If the entire purpose of the move was to clear cap space and have $20 million dollars of pocket change or like the old timers used to say, “walk-around bread” then it was pure genius! However, if you thought the Knicks put themselves on a position to be better this year or next the deception worked.

Keep in mind that he just signed Melo to a 5 year $124million joint and he’s about to shut it down for the rest of the season because his knee is sore. He just got rid of two cats and brought in three duns that played in the Lion King as extras, Alex Kirk, Lou Amundson and Lance Thomas all of which have contracts that are nonguaranteed. Therefore, the Knicks have the option to cut all three of them by today if they won’t to. So now they’ve got even more bread to bring cats in right?

Here’s the problem playboy, they’ll have to rely solely on the draft in 2015 because they’ve got no picks in 2016. There isn’t a superstar free agent in his right mind that would go to Knicks right now bruh. Do you think for one minute that duns like Kevin Love, LaMarcus Aldridge, Tyson Chandler, Marc Gasol or Paul Milsap would sign up for that dumpster fire?

The best the Knicks can do in free agency this summer is sign C and D list actors bruh! They’ve gotta sign duns like Caine from Menace II Society, Big Worm and crooked leg Mr. Parker’s lil’ butt from Friday. Hey Mrs. Parker!!!!! They need to have Derrick Fisher go head on and suit up then hire Shep from Above the Rim to coach these boyz in that dull wind breaker.

On some real talk, the only cats that will sign with the Knicks this summer are duns that don’t have much of a choice bruh. They’ll be able to swoop cats like Samuel Dalembert, Glen “Big Baby’ Davis, take ole dull Jeremy Lin back and grab Derrick Williams. Either way they’ll be trash again. Why? Because like I keep tellin’ you boyz that Phil is sittin’ in his office at the crib in LA pullin’ a Sam “Ace” Rothstein with no pants on durin’ the video chat with the front office in New York. He should have a ski mask on the way he’s robbin’ James Dolan and the season ticket holders blind.

Could you imagine showin’ up to a Knicks game after payin’ 10 to 15 stacks for your tickets and duns like Alex Kirk and Lance Thomas are runnin’ around out there bruh? They may as well have a dun out there named Man-Man. You know…like Nene’ from Brazil! Meet Man-Man from the projects in Brooklyn. He’s got on the khaki work shirt with his named stitched above the pocket, some tight jeans, work boots and 35 keys hangin’ off of his belt stabbin’ boyz every time he comes down with the rock.

Phil hit these boyz for $15 million over 3 years knowin’ that he couldn’t really do anything for at least 4 and he’s gonna dip in 2! Suckas! Watch what I’m sayin’ to you bruh. He’s just movin’ stuff around to make you cats think he’s really doin’ somethin’!

Here’s my diehard Knicks fan pullin’ up with Spike Lee dressed like some clowns. “Jay you’re a hater! That’s what you are! A hater bruh! Phil’s got this! He knows what he’s doin’!” Really bruh? He moved garbage out and brought garbage in bruh! You can’t see that?

Here was the ultimate sucka move in that trade that boyz aren’t even payin’ attention to. He got a 2019 second round draft pick back after all of the hand movement. So the dun he’s gonna get as a result of all of this foolishness is just a senior in high school that will have to stay in college for his entire 4 years. Now other than a big that was a project like ole dull Roy Hibbert, that pick will more than likely end up in the freakin’ D-League or playin’ for the Shanghai Sharks somewhere by 2020. Why? Because the real studs that will be drafted in 2019 in the first round are freshmen in high school right now and will only spend a year in college. If the dun spends two years in school he's in the freakin' eighth grade! So who's hustlin' who bruh! Phil will be long gone before the best duns show up and you're bankin' on a second round cat in 2019? What are you smokin' bruh?

I told you than when he took the job after tellin’ Dolan that he was gonna still live in LA half of the time that he was runnin’ game. Any time a boy tells a team (Lakers) that he wants $15 million per year to only coach the home games you gotta con-artist on your hands. Sure, he was the best to ever walk the side lines playa but he’s not coachin’ nor is that his intent.

So why would you think Phil was gonna go to New York and make reindeer fly without any magic jumpin’ beans. His expertise is in coachin’ not managin’ an organization. He’s got only one draft pick over the next two drafts and ole ball stoppin’ Melo hangin’ around everybody’s neck with $124 million for the next 4 and a half years and you think he’s gonna win with that? If so, Big Foot told me that he'd be over and Pookie and Ray Ray's crib playin' some gin this Friday night if you wanna come through! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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